Wooster Gaming Club

and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Anonymous on 4/06/2003 07:26:00 AM


Leon- Well, to make enough magic blue smoke to cause the transformation, you'd have to have a major meltdown. I've popped a motherboard or two... but you're talking only a hundred bucks or so. For superhero status, you'd need to watch a Quad Xeon motherboard burn up, and sit there powerless (probably in an extended slo-motion scene, with one of those really low-pitched slowed-down screams...) as resister after resister vaporizes, leading to a final flash as all four processors burn up at once. See, that way, the audience is never really sure if it was the magic blue smoke, or the sudden release of the Xeon radiation that turned you into Kazaaman.