There are so many different levels of awesome in this I'm not sure what to say...

Halloween approaches. What better way to celebrate than the ritual mutilation of squash?

Jen went for the traditional jack'o'lantern.


Even after a long time scraping, the flesh on these pumpkins was still way too thick for a mere candle. So, 400w of halogen bulb later, we have illumination equal to that of a small sun. (As well as the heat, judging by the amount of steam...)


No amount of flame could make up for the fact that I couldn't remember what a tiki idol was actually supposed to look like, but the effect was good enough.

Farva decided to show us all how it's done when his retard googly-eyes turned into a kick-ass bat.


Oh... annd... we got a dog. Well, dogs... on the cheap, so I got two.

Brother and sister Toy Fox Terriers, two months old, and apparently Mexican. They may have been rescued from the Humane Society but they will never forget la jaula. The unstoppable combo of cuteness, in the steel cage match to end all matches.

(Click to unmask...)

Fun fact:

According to Babelfish, chupa cabra translates literally into "it absorbs goats."
Which is... amazingly accurate, actually.

Ok, so this entire post was basically for my family. There are maybe six people that still check this blog regularly, and four of them were at my house... so none of this is really new.

It's not like it's Australia, where 9-out-of-every-10 animals are poisonous. (The 10th is fuzzy and adorable, but will still try to rip off your face.)


And while looking for animal pics I found some interesting facts. Apparently earlier in the year deep-sea researchers poking around the abyssal plain decided to bring a Cthulu-spawn to the surface.

Isn't that why they filmed those movies there?
Cause they could just use the natural flora and not mess around with special effects for the spider scenes?

Giant spiders are something every party in New Zealand has to encounter at one point or another. It's a part of life down there- on the journey between the Shire and the Elven city.

Hey Jeremy you sure you want to live in New Zeland? I don't think I would want to live anywhere that the spiders are big enough to eat the freaking birds!

I can do that Jeremy, though he does check the blog. :)

Do you know if Farve is coming? I mean of all of us he should be the one most used to shitting in the woods.

Did Jennifer tell you that I've already scored a company for the website? Legend films agreed to send me screeners (I have 10 free movies coming!) before Gutmunchers goes live. Yeah I'm a big deal on the internets.

John, you should let the good Doctor know I'll be there.

I shall consume charred meatflesh on sticks and piss behind a tree. And it shall be good.

I'm having a big bonfire at some property I own near Killbuck (hour south of Wooster) this weekend. There will be hotdogs (I know Farva loves the phallic meats.) and maybe some other stuff grilling. The fire starts at 6pm and goes till I run out of things to burn. If you want to attend, let me know here or through John with an email address to send you details by Wednesday.

One note, my property is remote. Like Mafia body farm remote. Its about 30 minutes to the nearest public restroom. So, be ready to get comfortable with nature if you can't hold it.

I would say if you're thinking about bringing a date, make sure they know this too, but then I remember who I was talking to. The only one who'd actually be able to get a date would be Farva, and s/he'd be inflatable.

i love orange. this is me if i was in south park

Bwaaahha.... Jesus Ska.
The "Reefer is my Friend" remix linked at the end of that video is even funnier.

The internets scares me sometimes with it's awesomeness. :)

Farv:

Can you call your sister and get some more info about that table? I've got about fifty questions I could ask, but all I really need is the name of the manufacturer and the a model name or number, and I can look up the rest. (Ex. Mizerak Prescott, Brunswick Centurion, etc.)

Thanks.