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and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Anonymous on 5/28/2005 08:33:00 PM


Charlie Brown meets Cthulhu.

No really.

Go here to read the awful truth.

http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20041025/pumpkin-f.shtml

Published by Anonymous on 5/21/2005 03:11:00 PM


Relax, we're just messing with ya. Of course she's never going to see play again. At least not as a PC....

Published by Anonymous on 5/21/2005 08:23:00 AM


First off, were never going to get to find out just how fast she can be, there is no way in H*%&# that Im ever gonna run that epic game. Ever. Im having a hard enough time keeping up with 10th lvl characters. Secondly, there are a few story line issues that, aka box text, I didnt read during the last session. We're going to have to do a few minuite rewind so I can get it in. Nothing real major, I just messed up when I described a few things during the fight. I appoligise, I was working the game on next to nill sleep and just forgot a few things.

Published by Anonymous on 5/20/2005 09:22:00 PM


lol good one

of course that would require a little bit of buffing to get quite those numbers (she only has a +41 to hit) but hey it's not that far off and between the two casters I'm sure any minor definciencies can be, shall we say, "buffed out"

Never was really happy with how Bridget's move worked out. she had three different forms of movement enhancement and we really kind of cludged out the whole thing since it wasn't quite clear how some of that stuff should stack or not. I think her final move was only a base of 70 or 80. Of course, at a full sprint and with a haste action she could cover a HELL of a lot of ground in a single round (assuming 70 feet, that's still 350 feet in 6 seconds which is WAY over the world record and works out to about 40 mph (and with a con of 29, she might be able to keep it up for quite long, if the haste wouldn't wear off) (hey Bartlesby, don't you have persistant spell? evil grin)

Published by Jeremy on 5/18/2005 05:24:00 PM


Also wouldn't it be fun to watch Dustins head splode while you tried to explain to him how you can run a quarter of a mile, paste 1/2 dozen high level demons, and be back in my mansion for the feast in say oh 10 or 12 seconds :)

"You see the Orc army off in the distance."
"How far?"
"Probably close to a half-a-mile."
"HHmn. Can you be more specific?"
"(?) Alright, alright. ::rolls a die:: They're just over 1000 yards."
"Oh, is that all? I charge the leader."
"Okay. Bridgitt begins to run towards the army. The rest of---"
"No, I just attack and run back. Spring attack. I've got range by at least another 300 yards or so. I wanna' hit the leader, then come back to where I'm standing. Does a 67 hit?"
"Er..."
"Sorry, 69. Forgot the charge bonus."
"::quiet sobbing is heard from behind the DM screen::"

Published by Jeremy on 5/18/2005 05:21:00 PM


I managed to get ahold of Kikidee last night. (Kaylee's alt.) Beantown left (again) to join a raiding guild. DS threw a fit and just closed the guild.

At least you got a mail. Neither Stumpy or Lidda got even that much.

Published by John on 5/18/2005 12:07:00 PM


Jeremy and Dustin--Um wow you guys have any clue why the Restless Order is gone? I had an email from DS saying bye and that it was fun...... God Damnit! This is the second time this has happened to me. Want to bet they all joined a end game raiding guild :/

Published by John on 5/18/2005 09:55:00 AM


Leon--Hey man like the Darf said we can take turns. Plus you know you've always wanted to kill a couple of gods :) Stump and I could mess with the avatar while you kick the boss's ass. Also wouldn't it be fun to watch Dustins head splode while you tried to explain to him how you can run a quarter of a mile, paste 1/2 dozen high level demons, and be back in my mansion for the feast in say oh 10 or 12 seconds :)

Published by dave on 5/12/2005 10:02:00 PM


hey guys do to unforseeable money trouble i will no long be go on the trip.:{
dusten i wil have 50 on tueday

Published by Jeremy on 5/12/2005 05:31:00 PM


Trust me, Dustin, you don't want to run that epic game. Brigitt is sick and utterly wrong and could just lie back and have a nice nap, since Stumpy and Bartlesby would kill everything in two rounds just fine without her.

We *could*. If you really wanted to get your hands dirty, we'd let you take your turn killing the epic archdracoliches, too.

"Gaddamnit. Is that another Dreadlord with an army of demons?"
"Looks that way..."
"Fuck! These things piss me off."
"I killed the last batch. You kill 'em this time!"
[Grumble] "Brigitt! Damnit... she's alseep."
"Hey, why don't we send in the monk?"

Published by Anonymous on 5/08/2005 07:45:00 PM


Hello Larry, give me a call some time, I got the weekend off, mabey we can hang out for a bit. Phone # is 3302018213

Published by Anonymous on 5/08/2005 05:55:00 PM


hey dustin long time no talk man. we should hang out sometime

Published by Anonymous on 5/08/2005 03:54:00 PM


Well, I found most of Brigitt's character sheet. All the important parts anyhow. Gear sheet was missing, but hey, she was getting re-equipped by the Gods anyhow. Did a new copy with a couple of minor tweaks (looking back over the way she was developed, I didn't get the feats quite right at epic levels, not sure where the error crept in at, but she had at least one feat she shouldn't have been able to take (it was really quite minor, must have taken an epic feat with one of the templar bonus slots, should have been a regular feat, was a fairly useless one anyhow (epic level fighters get the shaft, most of their feats are shite compared to the epic metamagic or the monk stuff)).

Trust me, Dustin, you don't want to run that epic game. Brigitt is sick and utterly wrong and could just lie back and have a nice nap, since Stumpy and Bartlesby would kill everything in two rounds just fine without her. Unless of course it radiated a permanent antimagic aura, was immune to crits, had a DR of 20, etc. (I still don't see any way for a party that doesn't include any dragons, major giants or similar creatures to kill one of those (not sure how shapeshifters work, they can't use their ability in an antimagic area, but do they return to their natural form?)

Published by John on 5/06/2005 03:17:00 PM


Dustin--Um that wasn't a new episode Sunday? They said it was.

Jeremy--Sorry about last night. Jennifer threw her back out getting up off the couch. Scariest thing I have ever seen! It was almost midnight before I had her settled upstairs. :( See you online tonight?

Dustin--You want to run some instance goodness tonight? Maybe even the crater... just not the big SOB.......

Published by Jeremy on 5/05/2005 07:27:00 PM


American Dad was the exact same format as Family Guy. Same characters. All of them. Just moved around a bit. Just not funny.

Published by Anonymous on 5/05/2005 04:34:00 PM


From what I understood, the 3 episodes of Amarican Dad that was shown already was supposed to be the last of it, according to FOX, the show was cancled. Its a good thing too, that show sucked monky but.

Published by John on 5/05/2005 01:09:00 PM


Leon--Firefly had the potential to be a great sci fi show. Everything that Enterprise wasn't :( Fox killed that and the Lone Gunmen (which I also have on DVD) before either had a chance to get a following. Damn them! Well at least Family Guy is back on the air. Sunday's episode was pretty good.

All--American Dad sucks monkey butt. Don't watch it ever! Robot Chicken is the kewl.........

Published by John on 5/04/2005 10:39:00 PM


Just thought that I would drop a note on the blog. Need to get in the habit of checking it and conversing with you guys :)

So how is everyone doing?

Published by Anonymous on 5/03/2005 04:22:00 AM


Ah Firefly. That show had so much potential, and then Fox killed it and displayed it's corpse briefly on Friday nights. Never had a chance. Didn't realise they had a trailer up for the movie yet, will have to check that out. Would love to see the episodes again. I'm fairly sure I missed at least one, plus if you bought the set, it's supposed to have one or two unaired eps.

Like I said, I'd love to go to Origins. Won't be able to do my usual shopping this year, barely gonna be able to afford to go at all, but I can still con free stuff and game like crazy.

Published by John on 5/02/2005 12:37:00 PM


Jeremy--Sure you know your way to the Kmart without getting lost :P

Dustin--Aye you are right. Damn brain dead Gnomes.........

All--Gaming group I've booked a room for Origins gaming convention. I will give details of the trip on Tuesday. Woo Hoo!

Published by Anonymous on 5/01/2005 07:36:00 AM


Jeremy-- You want to play WOW with a bunch of branless zombies, ohh wait thats pretty much what your doing now.

If any1 has them, could you e-mail me a copy of the Exl data sheets that we use for character sheets. email address is (dmellott2001atyahoodotcom) replace the at with @and the dot with "." thanks.