So I'm sure you guys really don't care but I've started a new crappy podcast. It is available to download on iTunes (you need to click on the short cut on my website to get it). Or of course you could just stream it here.


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"In the meantime, if you're driving in Austin, you can rest assured: There are no zombies ahead."

Damnit!

Fox News has the best stories sometimes. At least their headlines are cool....

Is it just me, or does the script of every episode of Deadwood sound like it was written by a Jr. High student who'd just discovered how towtally awezome!!1 it is to say naughty words?

Hey! I'm just the messanger.
Besides, that was hardly Hell-worthy.

The one of the alien from Lilo & Stitch raping Bambi... now... that's a first-class ticket.

Jennifer says you are a perv and going to burn in hell. Yet despite my warnings she had to see the images.

Rule 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.

John,

It's no surprise that your wife was going to lose this challenge. Apparently Anne of Green Gables was also given the Anime treatment. Having an Anime exist of the subject increases the creepy level to about 9000.

I'm a bit upset at the poor quality, though. I'd expected far better from creepy doujinshi artists, But, none the less... it exists:



SPOILER ALERT: Clicking on the above photo may damage those with little internets experience. For everyone else, it's pretty meh.


Rule 43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
(Tell Jen 'Hi' for me.)

cool background on your site jon.

You laughed and yes, you are going to hell. AnotherRandomDay.com

This made me laugh because it invoked the image of Tentacles and picked on Scientology.

ABORT! ABORT!

T-Minus 4 hours 50 minutes...

Hey Jeremy and Farve. I'm thinking that you guys should show up around 4. I'll have the food mostly finished and the game starts at 4:45, so that should work well. Call me if you have any questions.

-John

Farve - I'm glad you enjoyed the movie. I would suggest that you use the spell check function as I'm not sure anyone that isn't familar with Farvaese would understand your post. :)

Well everyone here it is January. The Clowns fans are home thinking about their new coach and yet again another fresh start to build the organization. In the meantime the Steelers are preparing for another playoff run. Sure they might not get to the big show but at least we have a couple more weeks of fun!



Later

-John

hey jon that move was the cooles thing i,ve seen in a long time!
i would highly sagest eden lake

One final post for now. Here is a video game movie I think we can all get behind.



Night everyone.

Jeremy - Yeah I think we will see the Blue Ray players come down even more. They are pushing this technology really hard. Those thinking that this will be another Laser Disc or Beta format are kidding themselves. I mean could either of them play your VHS tapes? No of course not plus you have the PS3 helping to drive sales. I will have my Blue Ray player soon, especially when I get the companies to start sending me free Blue Ray discs.

Okay I think that I enjoy the look of the new blog. Looks nice, though the Anal raping thing seems a bit much. I mean Farve might dig it, but the rest of us? :)

I agree that 2009 could be a good year for movies, but not because of any gay DragonBall Z live action mess. BTW was that Chow Yun Fat? If so he is so less cool in my eyes. Any way check this shit out!



Yeah I know it is a remake. But as an expert on horror movies (hell I have my own website damn it!) Slasher movies are hard to screw up. Take pretty people, have the women get naked, and kill them in creatively gruesome ways. Not hard at all. Plus the early buzz is good from fans who have seen rough cuts. Speaking of good buzz...



Lionsgate has been going out of there way to show this to members of horror magazines and some of the bigger websites. They want the fans to see it and spread the word, because this looks to be a big winner. I'm hoping they both are, because knowing how Hollywood works they will crank out at least a years worth of new Slasher movies. And if these movies clean up (both being rated R and gory as hell) then I might actually get to see something in the theater that I'd be excited about.

Oh and for those interested in homoerotic boy wizard stuff (Farve) here is something for you.



Later guys.

-John

Y'know... I did I quick GIS looking for a different "You win!" image... but this one just seems... appropriate...

yes i won!!!

Nailed it, John. It's not even a week into January and Blu-Ray players are available for $169.
(Not that there was any doubt that the price was going to keep falling...)

The clear winner.

John,

I think this template is wide enough to eliminate most of those clipped images from the narrower black template.

Any changes to the links, text color, or graphics, just let me know.

If they only work that meme somewhere into the movie, it may be worth seeing, if just to have half the audience yell it at the same time. It could be that movie's "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" Except only a tenth of the awesome. Unless we get to still see Bulma's tits.

I predict this to be the the greatest Dragonball movie of all time. And released straight to video like the rest.

I also like that Goku, the alien invader sent as a child to destroy the world, is a white guy. Just thought I'd point that out.

This looks like it will be strong competition to the new Street Fighter movie.

Hell yes, this is the shit I'm talking about.

Washington, Washington
Twelve stories high
Made of radiation
The present beware,
The future beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming...

eh, your music stops working for one day. From what I gathered, this is just another wonderful result of DRM on our music players. So I think this is just some PlaysForSure karma. Also, at least a Microsoft product lasts long enough to see a leap year, instead of having a battery that dies after 18 months. (because you're to have given apple more money by then).
That said, the iPod touch is pretty fricking rocking (minus the goddamn itunes requirement), and I think if they had one for about $150-200 I'd be all over it.

1 round for a colossal stone golem? I think not. Lincoln would eat your face while Teddy rapes your corpse. Washington would use your spine to chop down a cherry tree, and Jefferson... I don't know. He'd father some illegitimate children or grow some pot. Hard to say which.

Happy New Year!


And Nergle would totally take that Mt. Rushmore monster out in one round.

All right can we all agree now that Microsoft sucks and that Apple is a superior product? I still can't figure out why Microsoft didn't worry about the millennium but I'll give them a break. But now they forgot about leap year!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,474690,00.html

So in conclusion Microsoft sucks, go iPod.

Happy New Year guys.

-John