Wooster Gaming Club

and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by John on 12/27/2005 10:44:00 AM


Farve--No problem. There are some unwritten rules about the blog. Never post phone numbers or email address without the consent of the person. So if you want to put your own information out there so be it. Just realize that there are programs that go out and collect that information and you may be putting yourself in spam "hell".

Jeremy and Bubbles--Sorry about last night. I was having some technical issues with my network. After trying to get on for more than 45 minutes I gave up and went to bed. As you can see I have resolved this problem. See you guys online tonight.

Published by dave on 12/26/2005 09:40:00 PM


im sorry for the fuck up in edict

Published by dave on 12/26/2005 03:47:00 PM


i can"t make it to the game i'm stuck in planecity.
bubbles call duste hecan give u a ride may be ?
xxx-xxx-xxxx



edit: Farve never ever post someones cell phone on the blog. Very bad idea. Oh by the way it is a non working number anyway...

Published by Jeremy on 12/22/2005 02:39:00 AM


Oh well.

They said you can return it, right?

Published by Anonymous on 12/21/2005 07:50:00 PM


Well, it is offical, verizon is a bunch of deciving asshats. The new card does work a lil better then the old card, but not good enough to play wow on, 900ms lant is average. No wow for Dustin, 1 year shutup.

Published by dave on 12/16/2005 02:20:00 PM


kick ass kool jon

Published by John on 12/16/2005 10:15:00 AM


Okay I have some very exciting news. Caleb and I finally spoke yesterday and the LAN party is a go! It will be on Saturday January 7th at his place here in Wooster. All you need to do is bring yourself and your computer (if you feel like it). I'll have the projector and at least an xbox/gamecube. We may also be running a movie room as well, you never know :)

I guess I shouldn't really call this a lan party since I'm planning so much more. Maybe I should call it Shatzercon :P

I really want you guys to come, so take vacation days if you have to!

Later homeys

Published by dave on 12/13/2005 11:13:00 PM


ok dusty now we r good
i can't help it i was publick schooled.

Published by Anonymous on 12/13/2005 04:08:00 PM


The experement for the most part was a sucess. I can connect to the internet, check my mail, post on the blogg, and that is about it. I can log into wow, but im getting like 1500ms lant, when I cast a spell, it takes a full 2 sec for an instant cast spell to go off. Im going to try and move the computer to another room and see if it helps, but I dout it will.

Farva-- we are no even for the computer, the account has another 30 days plus the 60day play card makes 3 months.

Published by John on 12/13/2005 08:36:00 AM


Jeremy--Oh okay that makes sense. Thanks for the translation.

Dustin--So how did the experiment go last night? Is it going to work for you? I hope so it would be nice to have you back on WoW :)

Published by Jeremy on 12/12/2005 05:14:00 PM


I think I can translate John. From my many years research on the intarweb, I now speak fluent rere.



Farva: so do u guys want ryhan this week ?

Shatzer: I think that inviting Ryan is the plan. It is Dustin's game this week so you may want to ask him.

Farva: no i mint food jon but i cant now will tell u later why .


Translated:

Farva: So, do you guys want Ryan's this week?

Shatzer: I think that inviting Ryan is the plan. It is Dustin's game this week so you may want to ask him.

Farva: No, I meant food John. I can't now... will tell you later why.

Published by John on 12/12/2005 08:26:00 AM


Favre--What the hell? I have no clue what you are trying to tell me. Does anyone else?

Bubbles--Listen assmonkey puppet when I tell you to do something...... :P

Published by Bubbles on 12/10/2005 01:45:00 PM


Haha, I cant do that man its a great guild and they have helped me alot.

Published by John on 12/10/2005 01:17:00 AM


Bubbles--So quit them and come join casual refuge..... :P I'll make you an officer and put you in charge of stuff <_< >_>

Published by Bubbles on 12/09/2005 05:29:00 PM


John - I'm already in a guild. Divine Insight.

I did my first BG today and they are fun as hell. just wish they didnt take so long to get into.

Published by John on 12/09/2005 10:40:00 AM


Oh yeah I forgot to tell you guys about my experiment this morning.

7:30 am

logged into my elune mule who was standing by the mailbox in IF. green - 70
logged into my durotan mule who was standing by the mailbox in IF red - 1230

1230 latency at 7:30 in the god damn morning!!!!!!!!!! My beloved 45 mage is trapped on a busted ass server :( They are going to have to do something about this. We can't even get thru an instance without at least one wipe due to lag....... Like I said I'm back on elune fulltime for the near future.

Published by John on 12/09/2005 10:37:00 AM


Farve--I think that inviting Ryan is the plan. It is Dustin's game this week so you may want to ask him. What about your Warlock? Are you in a guild already?

Bubbles--You want in on the guild?

Jeremy--You should just get the lifestealing enchantment yourself. Aren't you a 300 enchanter yet? :P

Published by Jeremy on 12/08/2005 11:57:00 PM


Nothing yet. It will be Lifestealing once I collect the materials for it, and find an enchanter that actually has that formula.

Now I just have to run UBRS thirty or fourty times till I get the matching blade.

Published by dave on 12/08/2005 05:05:00 PM


so do u guys want ryhan this week ?
kool u can have my lev 13 pally jon.

Published by John on 12/08/2005 03:10:00 PM


I assume that they were all upgrades for you. So what enchantment did you put on the sword? Tell me I must know :)

Published by Jeremy on 12/08/2005 06:08:00 AM


I dunno if you want Dustin in the guild. He's kind of a noob. ;)



I was an UBRS loot-whore last night. It was rogue night.

Dal'Rend's Tribal Guardian dropped. I won the roll against a hunter.

Rend also dropped Eye of Rend. Nobody else needed it. A guildy won the greed roll, and let me have it.

Then the Beast dropped Blademaster Leggings. Nobody needed those, either. I ended up giving the winner of that greed roll 10g, and he let me take those, too.

Published by John on 12/08/2005 12:10:00 AM


So Durotan has been very buggy as of late. It is at capacity, which means tons of lag. We actually wiped in ZF because of it. So I am going to be playing on elune, at least part of the time. What this means to you guys (Farve, Bubbles, and Dustin) is I'm going to be around to help you level :)

I've also started my own guild. It is called Casual Refuge. You guys are going to love my guild tabbard. :P

That is how much money I had on my characters. They are decked out in all of the blues that I wanted and I still had the money to make my own guild. All of you guys are automatically in (Jeremy if you have an alt that isn't in the Triads come on in). Dustin if you restart please do so on elune. I want to make you an officer so you can help me run the guild :) Let me know.

Farve and Bubbles for in game help /tell either Trelan (my pally) or Drusillia (my druid). Of course if you guys are in the guild I'll always be available, no matter which of my 7 alts I'm playing :)

ps: OMFG Jeremy that Moonkin form is so freakin' broken. You are right it is a dps caster with ass loads of armor..... just broken. Of course I respecced to take advantage of it :)

Later dudes

Published by John on 12/06/2005 04:39:00 PM


Low levels can be fun. It is really fun to write for as well. Gives me a chance to make the story line very epic as well.

Published by Bubbles on 12/06/2005 01:55:00 PM


Last night was alot of fun.PLaying low levels is more fun then I thought it would be, even though i do miss some of the broken shit you can do when at higher levels.

Published by John on 12/06/2005 08:03:00 AM


Well I had a good time last night, I hope everyone else did as well. Fun fun fun.....

Published by John on 12/05/2005 01:36:00 PM


Well I hit level 45 this weekend with my mage! /cheer

Okay so this is pretty much all that I'm doing now. It is way to cold outside to go anywhere!

See everyone tonight!

Published by John on 12/03/2005 11:22:00 AM


Bubbles--Modem? ick

Jeremy--I'm way to sexy to die :P

Published by Bubbles on 12/01/2005 02:02:00 PM


I can still play at my house, but I have to get my modem working on this other computer and I cant find my disk it saids I need to isntall something.

Published by Jeremy on 12/01/2005 11:20:00 AM


Jeremy--Just got confirmation from John Pittman that we are going to do the laptop thing this saturday. He is meeting me in my office at 12pm. Will that work well for you?

Yeah, I can make that work.


I don't think Dustin is going to need you to list anymore comics. The store is gone as of yesterday......


Good to know.

Yeah well that is because you were distracted by my halflings huge muscles of doom! Don't make me kick your ass..... :P You have to admit she hits pretty hard. We are going to make a heck of a one two punch.

That assumes that both of us manage to leave Mirabar alive. :P

Published by John on 12/01/2005 09:36:00 AM


Jeremy--Just got confirmation from John Pittman that we are going to do the laptop thing this saturday. He is meeting me in my office at 12pm. Will that work well for you?

Published by John on 12/01/2005 08:34:00 AM


I don't think Dustin is going to need you to list anymore comics. The store is gone as of yesterday......

Jeremy--Yeah well that is because you were distracted by my halflings huge muscles of doom! Don't make me kick your ass..... :P You have to admit she hits pretty hard. We are going to make a heck of a one two punch. Add Kishors fighter to the mix and well Dustin may have to scale his encounters up again!

Farve, Bubbles, Dustin--If/When you have characters on Durotan please post. I'll add you to my friends list and get you a guild invite. Another question. How does the store closing effect your ability to play? Are you going to still play? Just asking. Later guys.

Caroline--Don't forget to post and let us know that you are still alive :)

Hey guys should I invite Kishor to the blog? I think it is a good idea, but wanted to ask the group first.

Published by Jeremy on 12/01/2005 06:13:00 AM


Dustin, the test batch of comics seem to have gone well. They're all selling for around 30 cents an issue, with some getting 50 cents to $1.

Were you wanting me to go ahead and list the rest? I can come pick up a load tomorrow sometime and get started.