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and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Farva on 5/30/2008 03:59:00 PM


hi guys i hav to babyset for my sis fri and sat all day .
jon i will call u about the lawn

Published by Jeremy on 5/29/2008 10:29:00 PM


Published by Bubbles on 5/29/2008 08:56:00 PM


Fuck yeah!

Thats just enough rape for a Rape Party!

Published by Jeremy on 5/28/2008 08:23:00 PM



Hah!

Published by Dr. Fawkes on 5/28/2008 07:55:00 PM



Published by John on 5/23/2008 12:35:00 PM


This just goes to prove that there is always a bigger bad ass around.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23745182-421,00.html

Published by Jeremy on 5/22/2008 10:27:00 PM





Published by Farva on 5/22/2008 07:16:00 PM


Published by Farva on 5/22/2008 07:12:00 PM


hey jon i can't go to the move. money u know and all that grown up stuff .

Published by Jeremy on 5/21/2008 05:12:00 PM


Published by Dunesmuggler on 5/20/2008 06:44:00 PM



Hey Jeremy... Found your next roommate.... based on past choices.

Published by Jeremy on 5/16/2008 08:52:00 PM


Age of Conan has had 1 Million players sign up just for a shot at the beta test so far.



Published by Dr. Fawkes on 5/16/2008 07:51:00 AM


They're reimagining the Aquaman series as the next Dr. Phil. For fish. Because fish have problems too, you insensitive clod.

Published by John on 5/16/2008 12:12:00 AM


Jeremy - Please grab your barf bag. Okay got it? That Aquaman thing isn't a fan made video. It is actually the trailer for a TV show that didn't get picked up. It was supposed to be the next Smallville but never made it past the free download on iTunes stage. Now feel free to proceed with the pukeage :P

Published by Jeremy on 5/10/2008 10:13:00 PM


I was scared for a moment that maybe Hollywood had caught on fire, and all that was left was Uwe Boll. Then I noticed the Aquaman trailer was fake. Fan made. Thankfully I found this out before I threw up on myself. Because I hate when I do that.

Published by Bubbles on 5/09/2008 12:24:00 PM


Actually they are making a Captain America movie Link

Pretty sure there is a Green Lantern one on the works as well.

Published by John on 5/09/2008 10:09:00 AM


Much linkage to cool stuff!





Wait I don't have a Captain America, Flash, Green Lantern, or a Green Arrow movie. But they make an Aquaman movie? The lamest super hero ever. Stupid ass studios.



More postage later!

Published by Farva on 5/09/2008 09:41:00 AM


it did

Published by Dr. Fawkes on 5/08/2008 11:36:00 PM



Just remember, at least this didn't happen to you.
And if it did, well.... be glad it didn't happen twice.

Published by Farva on 5/08/2008 09:42:00 PM


if i had no luck i would have bad luck .......... shatz call me if i don;t call u first Friday

Published by Dunesmuggler on 5/06/2008 10:41:00 PM



Mmmm.... hot zombie chicks....

Published by Dunesmuggler on 5/06/2008 10:40:00 PM


Is it just me, or does the guy getting his balls stomped look way too happy?

Published by Dr. Fawkes on 5/06/2008 07:27:00 PM



Published by Farva on 5/06/2008 04:01:00 PM


why all the gay on the blog ?

Published by Jeremy on 5/04/2008 09:56:00 PM



Hah!


Penis.

Published by Dr. Fawkes on 5/04/2008 03:17:00 PM



Published by Jeremy on 5/03/2008 10:05:00 PM


Generally anything that doesn't involve rolling extra dice (Sneak Attack, Elemental enchants, etc... ) gets multiplied. Smite is a straight +Damage, so it'd be treated just like any other plus.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 5/03/2008 08:38:00 PM


Got a D&D question for you guys....

Is a Paladin's Smite damage multiplied on a critical hit?

Published by Dr. Fawkes on 5/03/2008 10:07:00 AM


I know D&D's over, but I had to share

For this tactic, you just need to be a 7th-level human wizard, and you don't even need an artifact for it. Take Energy Substitution: electricity or sonic (Complete Arcane), Explosive Spell (Complete Arcane), Born of Three Thunders (Complete Arcane), Flash Frost (Player's Handbook II), and Snowcasting (Frostburn) as your feats. Make sure you have Locate City (Races of Destiny) and Lesser Globe of Invulnerability on your spell list.Prepare all of your spell slots with Energy Substituted (electricity or sonic), Born of Three Thunders, Flash Frost Locate City spells. Save all of your 4th-level slots for Lesser Globe of Invulnerability. Cast LGoI so you'll be immune to the havoc you'll be causing. Now grab some ice from the freezer and cast Locate City. Because of Snowcasting, it gets the [cold] subtype, but because of Energy substitution, it instead has either the [electricity] or [sonic] subtype. Flash Frost makes it deal 2 cold damage to everyone in the area, which then gets converted to 2 electricity or sonic damage. Born of Three Thunders makes that 1 electricity and 1 sonic, and forces a Fortitude save against being stunned and forces a Reflex save against being knocked prone. Explosive Spell only affects spells that force a Reflex save, so we've got that covered.Locate City affects a 10-mile/level radius, centered on you. At caster level 7th, that's a 70-mile radius, or a 369,600-foot radius. So you'll be doing 1 electricity damage and 1 sonic damage. Anyone who fails both the Fortitude save and the Reflex save will be pushed to the nearest edge of the area, taking 1d6 damage for every 10 feet moved. That's going to be a very forceful and painful trip indeed.Once you cast it, all structures in a 70-mile radius will get utterly destroyed, and approximately half the population will fail their saves and violently get killed

Published by Farva on 5/01/2008 05:18:00 PM


the new Harold & Kumar move is out in town do u want to do that and food Friday shazts???

Published by Dr. Fawkes on 5/01/2008 10:43:00 AM


So... I guess that means that Dirk Diggler the d20 Dentist (this could only be better if he was a dwarf, but someone had to be racist) survives? Woo-hoo!

(well...I guess he could have been Drow, and specialized in Dwarven Dentistry)