You are all the gayest gays to ever gay up being gay. The only thing gayer than you, is that music. What the hell. I mean, my man-on-elf porn has to have a pulsing techno beat, or I just can't get in the mood.

A video everyone on this blog can relate to.

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Could have been worse

John getting his props on. And yes, as was mentioned, you're the quote, name and site on the preview clip. Rock on.

http://dvice.com/archives/2009/04/talking-gadget-1.php
http://dvice.com/archives/2009/04/talking-gadget-2.php

Who run bartertown internet?

I don't know why I'm watching the remake of Day of the Dead. But I am. In my defense, it is on instant watch.
Zombies with guns.
Zombies able to dodge automatic weapons fire.
Vegetarian Zombie (graaaains) pets... in love. Who is nicknamed Bud.
Wallcrawler zombies.
Secret Government conspiracy (when there is no more room in hell, the US government viral weapon research lab will have a containment failure)
Zombie on zombie crimes.
Its complicated.
That's all I have to say.

I always wondered what Red Dwarf would look like with a budget. Guess I know now.

He would have known over valued real estate was a trap.

"Where the hell is Farve?" John wondered, as he tossed some tissues into the trash can. "I'm wasting all this material without him around." John frowned, and put the cap back on the hand lotion.

I don't remember that scene in Willy Wonka.

http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236092341&sr=8-1

No...words...should have sent a poet.

John, I think we found your 2nd book review for the site.

Glad to hear your father's doing better.

How's your father doing John?

P.S.- Hospitals make great places to pass out religious texts.

http://www.fredvanlente.com/downloads/WhyWeHere.pdf

Chick Lovecraft Tract

I thought this blog was all about change now?

Also, Weapon Brown is still back.

http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/
Weapon Brown is updating again.

The clear winner.