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Published by John on 3/31/2009 08:13:00 AM


Farve - Not trying to be picky but I think it was shooting lightning out of it's nipples. :)

Jeremy you spend far too much time on the internets. :P

Published by Jeremy on 3/30/2009 05:32:00 PM


So hows the new place treatin' ya, Farv?

Published by Farva on 3/29/2009 12:32:00 AM


o my god it had nipple laser's !

Published by Jeremy on 3/28/2009 09:51:00 PM


When playing Cthulhu I've always wondered what happens to the mind when you lose sanity. Do you know when it happens? How does it feel when you feel a little bit of your mind slip away?

I imagine it feels something like what just happened to my brain watching this:

Published by Jeremy on 3/27/2009 11:46:00 PM


I see nothing leaked, yet, but...
20th Century Boys: Chapter 2 airs at Cinefest on the 29th.
I'd imagine they'll be at minimum a cam copy very shortly, if not a rip right off the master.

And apparently it is a 3-parter.

Published by John on 3/25/2009 02:26:00 PM


Jeremy - Since you did so well finding In Search of could you look for a movie called Sledgehammer? It is a killer old slasher flick from the 80s that I've been dying to see. Let me know and of course I'll hook a brother up for the effort.

Published by Jeremy on 3/24/2009 04:53:00 PM


They're done. All the AVIs fit on one DVD. I'll have it for you this weekend.

Published by John on 3/22/2009 11:05:00 AM


Jeremy - That is awesome! Let me know when you have them and I'll start working on my evil DVD plan. :)

Published by Jeremy on 3/22/2009 10:57:00 AM


John,

In Search Of, Season 1. 24 Episodes is on the way.

In Search Of.. Strange Visitors (aka Oracle Chamber
In Search Of.. Ancient Aviators (aka Ancient Flight)
In Search Of.. The Bermuda Triangle
In Search Of.. Bigfoot
In Search Of.. Killer Bees
In Search Of.. Earthquakes
In Search Of.. The Mummy's Curse
In Search Of.. Martians
In Search Of.. Atlantis
In Search Of.. Psychic Detectives
In Search Of.. A Call From Space
In Search Of.. Learning ESP
In Search Of.. Nazi Plunder
In Search Of.. Amelia Earhart
In Search Of.. Dracula
In Search Of.. The Easter Island Massacre
In Search Of.. Ghosts
In Search Of.. Life After Death (aka Near Death Experiences)
In Search Of.. The Loch Ness Monster
In Search Of.. UFOs
In Search Of.. Voodoo
In Search Of.. Inca Treasures
In Search Of.. The Magic of Stonehenge

Published by Jeremy on 3/22/2009 10:46:00 AM


Farva,

Doin' pretty good. Still trying to keep ahead of the house repairs. Got all the garbage left in the upstairs bedroom swept up, and my bed and desk moved upstairs while I redo the basement. I've got a pool table ready to be picked up, but I have to get the floor finished downstairs before I have a half-ton of wood and slate plopped down in the middle of the room. So I put the rest of the house on hold and I'm working down there right now. Carpet is up, and I'm patching the walls while I wait for the new stuff to come in. (I'm going to be using carpet tiles.)

Just got the last of the shit that was left behind out of the townhouse and the trash drug out to the curb. Kitchen could still use a good cleaning, but fuck 'em. Not going to happen. I've wasted enough of my time over there as it is.
A crew comes in to paint the place Monday and Tuesday, and the Realtor should have it listed shortly after.

That white board is laying by the side of the townhouse if you still want it. I've got nothing to use it for.

Published by Bubbles on 3/22/2009 08:53:00 AM


Man, I sooooooo wish this was going to be a real movie!

Published by John on 3/21/2009 11:46:00 AM


Oh and yes I told you so! BlueRay is almost cheap enough for me to try it out now. Though I'm waiting for it to be closer to $100 bucks. :)

Published by John on 3/21/2009 11:45:00 AM


Spiderman + Giant Robot = Awesome on a level never experienced by humanity before.

Published by Jeremy on 3/20/2009 09:09:00 PM


Oh, John... here is the game review site I was talking about. He does everything, including the 2600 section.

http://www.videogamecritic.net/index.htm

Published by Jeremy on 3/20/2009 09:02:00 PM


Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.
When did Spiderman get a fucking robot?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow!

Published by John on 3/20/2009 04:01:00 PM


Friday April 17th at the Canton Palace theater they are having a 3 Stooges film festival! So who is in with me? I know that Scott is in, what about the rest of you knuckleheads? I mean 3 Stooges on actual film in a theater!

Published by John on 3/20/2009 07:11:00 AM


Farve - That works for me. I should be around most of Friday night, so just give me a call. Oh and I completely forgot to let you know that we had to put Molly down on Monday. She was really sick. :(

Published by Farva on 3/19/2009 10:57:00 PM


sorry john i've been gone latey i will give u a call fri. and swing by .
Jeremy how r the dogs and u doing ?
hi to all the rest of u guys.

Published by John on 3/19/2009 09:32:00 AM


MY GOD THE AWESOMENESS HAS KILLED MY BRAIN CELLS........

Published by John on 3/19/2009 09:22:00 AM


Jeremy - That Man from UNCLE box set looks awesome! Oh and so does this.





Farve - Dude I don't know if you missed the old post but you won another DVD from Gutmunchers. You need to let me know how I can get it to you. And no I'm not spending money to mail it to someone who lives a couple blocks away from me! :)

This looks cool in a sort of retarded way. I might go to the theaters if it is playing anywhere around here.

Published by Jeremy on 3/18/2009 08:34:00 PM




The Elyria Library has the 41-disk Man from U.N.C.L.E. box set. =o
No holds, though.

I may be making a road trip... library tour of another Clevnet branch. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Published by Jeremy on 3/17/2009 11:27:00 PM


Published by John on 3/14/2009 11:31:00 PM


Farve - I don't know if you were trying to insert a link or something, but it doesn't seem to have worked. What did you want us to check out?

The new podcast is up and I'm sort of proud of it, so here is another link to the player.


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Published by Jeremy on 3/14/2009 09:48:00 AM




There is something awesome about this photo.

I wonder how many bodies they've dredged up doing this?

Published by Farva on 3/13/2009 09:59:00 PM


john have u seen this

Bloody Mallory?

Published by John on 3/13/2009 04:20:00 PM


Before I forget this is the cool movie site that I've been talking about.

Published by John on 3/13/2009 04:04:00 PM


Why doesn't anything cool like this ever happen to me?

Published by Farva on 3/12/2009 03:35:00 PM


ha ha that was funny

Published by John on 3/12/2009 12:03:00 PM


Farve - That was cool.

Dr. Fawkes - Rue the day sir. You shall rue the day you tangled with me. :P

Published by Dr. Fawkes , , on 3/11/2009 10:54:00 PM


"Where the hell is Farve?" John wondered, as he tossed some tissues into the trash can. "I'm wasting all this material without him around." John frowned, and put the cap back on the hand lotion.

Published by Farva on 3/11/2009 09:38:00 PM



here u go jon

Published by John on 3/10/2009 03:13:00 PM


A couple of things here.

1. Jeremy you threaten to show them your wangdoodles, there is a difference.

2. Dunesmuggler you didn't know that Farva was a part time fairy? He didn't get paid or anything, he did it for the childrens. :)

Where the hell is Farve? I'm wasting all this material without him around. :(

Published by Jeremy on 3/10/2009 09:03:00 AM


It was his diabeetus.
When his blood sugar gets too high, he gets all crazy like that.
It was at least 250 in that photo.

I'm not going to apologize about the Oompa-Loompas, though. I've got a lot of work to do here, and they work cheaper than even illegal Mexicans. They're also handy to work in crawlspaces, or to send down the heating vents to recover dropped screws. I don't have to keep them chained up, either- all I had to do is tell them we've got whangdoodles all over the place outside, and they won't even leave the house.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 3/10/2009 08:53:00 AM


*Looks at the picture that John posted for a few moments*


So.... that's what happened to Farva.

Published by Jeremy on 3/10/2009 07:15:00 AM



On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan and van Damme met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter takes them through and shows them around - Chan and van Damme ooh and aah, Chuck Norris just keeps mum. Then Peter brings them before God. He points to two thrones: one to the right of God and one to the left of God. God speaks in a booming voice -

"One of you will sit on my right, and the other will sit on my left, the third will have to go home. Try and convince me that you deserve the seat of your choice more than the other."

van Damme goes first "I am a kickboxer par excellence, I have acted in many movies, but since I know that you reward meekness and humility, I will take the smaller throne to your left, and serve you for eternity!"

God is suitably impressed and he smiles.

Chan tries to one-up van Damme and tells God that he won't choose either seat and let the other 2 take them. God is happy with his answer and offers him the seat to his right.

God then asks Chuck Norris to step forward and present his case - Chuck Norris stares coldly at God and asks Peter "Who is that old guy sitting in my seat?"

Published by Dr. Fawkes , , , , , on 3/09/2009 10:18:00 PM


I don't remember that scene in Willy Wonka.

Published by John on 3/09/2009 02:34:00 PM


Yes they are awesome, but this will blow your mind.....

Narwhals are pretty awesome.

Published by Jeremy on 3/08/2009 11:11:00 PM


Published by Jeremy on 3/04/2009 03:15:00 PM


Published by John on 3/04/2009 10:53:00 AM


Well I know what airline Scott is going to be flying from now on! :)



Northwest airlines now with more Penis.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 3/03/2009 06:37:00 PM


I may need to get that book.

Published by Dr. Fawkes , , , on 3/03/2009 10:00:00 AM


http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236092341&sr=8-1

No...words...should have sent a poet.

John, I think we found your 2nd book review for the site.

Published by Dr. Fawkes , on 3/01/2009 09:24:00 PM


Glad to hear your father's doing better.