Wooster Gaming Club

and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Dunesmuggler on 9/30/2006 09:07:00 PM


Sure... just ignore my questions and talk about yer little WoW game.

Published by John on 9/29/2006 02:59:00 PM


Jeremy--Most companies don't have tech people do their interviews for them. So any old fucktard that can snow people has a shot at getting a job. We actually interview all of our techs, so we get to weed out all of those morons. It is fun to watch them squirm when they figure out we know more than them. That is my theory anyways.

Published by Jeremy on 9/27/2006 08:20:00 PM


It is an hour before I have to go to work, and I have a fucking migrane.

Grandma's PC, that I just built two weeks ago, is already acting up. Two weeks with XP, and she managed to do something that broke the damned boot.ini or the HAL. I just spent a half-hour on the phone attempting to explain to a completly tech illiterate old-person how to change the boot order in CMOS I couldn't see so I could get it to boot to the CD. And that was supposed to be the easy part- I didn't even get to try to explain to her command-line options in the recovery console.

Then I spent another 20 minutes trying to talk down the damage done by the dipshit who she had look at her computer. She had their local "computer guy" poke at it. He works as a tech for one of the companies down there, but he occasionally helps the local neighborhood old people down in that retirement golf-course she lives on.

He knows nothing. My Mom can diagnose hardwre problems more efficiently than this douchebag.

The first thing he told her was that XP couldn't even run on the computer, because it "...only had 64 Meg of memory." The jackass, who didn't even know how to get into CMOS, was reading the VIDEO POST. He apparently didn't notice that this PC was using NVidia brand memory!

Now the first thing that came to mind was "is he just trying to sell her something?" All commercial, Best Buy level techs lie their ass off in order to make a sale. (Commissions do that.) So I probed further. I fully believe he's just good, old fasioned, honestly stupid.

He's not the first person to do this to me, either. When we were building machines for AVNet... a multi-Billion dollar a year company, with over 100,000 clients.... they called us in a panic because we'd supposedly borked up a few hundred clients. One of their HIGHLY PAID TRAVELING PROFESSIONALS, who was flown to Canada to set up a truck full of PCs sent to one of the larger customers, had blown a gasket because the machines weren't configured properly. The 512M machines all had "...only 64 Megs...!" ...of video RAM.



What the fuck am I missing? Seriously? John, you've worked in the industry long enough... I need advice. What lies am I missing on my resumes? How do these overpaid shittards keep getting jobs, while I work at a goddamned hotel? How?

Published by John on 9/27/2006 07:40:00 AM




Jeremy you are a freakin' genius. I HAVE A PUPPY!

Published by dave on 9/26/2006 03:18:00 PM


My work schedule is fuck up right now I will post when it's better.

Published by Jeremy on 9/26/2006 02:28:00 PM


That was quick...

John, that WoW patch I was telling you about, with the riding changes? Went in today.

I got boned out of another 80g or so as it went in before I hit 40... but it looks like I'm gonna' have a riding puppy. Which is still totally worth it. You get a chance to try yours out?

Published by Bubbles on 9/26/2006 02:00:00 PM


Movie nights are fine, I just couldnt make it this week because we moved and what not.

Published by John on 9/26/2006 10:48:00 AM


Farve--So homey when are you coming back to Wootown for a Monday night. Or better yet what is your work schedule? Jeremy, Dustin and I might want to do a road trip to Columbus. We could check out casa de Farve.

Gromero - Horde Warrior supreme - Elune

Dustin and Bubbles--So I have an honest question here for you guys. Not trying to be "bitchy". Do you guys not want to do movie nights? The last couple really haven't gone off that well (partly my fault I know). If you guys don't want to do them that is fine with me. We can play board games or something. Just wanted to put it out there for you guys to think about.

Scott--Polymorphing is very cool, but has been nerfed to hell. You will want to check the web resources that Jeremy uses to see how WOTC has modified the rules. They are still cool, just not as broken as they used to me. Also whenever I played a character that could polymorph I kept a few of his common forms on me. Trying to do polymorph on the fly is way too time consuming.

Later Bitches :P

Published by Jeremy on 9/25/2006 11:34:00 PM


PCI... 4... Gag.... computer? *twitch*





Jarusso - Horde Priest - Elune

We still need your character names, too.

Published by dave on 9/25/2006 10:20:00 PM


so I quit that dum ass job to day {so happy}and build a new pci 4 gag allinwounder computer it's so nice to have money .
I cant move no jobs for a dum white boy ther . so in my life I have a new job as frontend magr. for oue's 10.50 hr. . I left my slut of a girl friend ....!!! I live in a 3th floor walk up studio aprt. i lost my friends list so post our wow toons names plz.

Published by John on 9/25/2006 01:09:00 PM




Movie night double feature

Published by Jeremy on 9/24/2006 10:32:00 PM


Bwaahaa. I love being a priest. I was grinding NW of Southshore, when some random Paladin decided to throw down a duel flag. I Mind Controlled him and ran him into the middle of a bunch of Elite ogres, who then beat him stupid. :)

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I don't remember exactly how Jeremy's druid did it. It was either a feat, or some specialty granted by his prestige class that allowed him to keep his items as he changed forms. Plus the use of the Wild enchant on his armor.

I'm not sure how a Mage could pull off the same. Aside from putting your items down, polymorphing, then picking them up again. You mentioned using one of the higher-level Poly spells with a much higher duration, so that could be an option for you, couldn't it?

Published by Dunesmuggler on 9/21/2006 10:08:00 PM


Got another question...

When you Shapechange using the Shapechange spell, do you modify your own stats using the modifiers of whatever you turn into... or do you just become a template version of what you turn into?

Published by Bubbles on 9/20/2006 11:41:00 AM


The only way I know of to keep an item while transformed is a chain in the 3.0 Druid,Barbarian,Ranger splat book I think its Masters of the WIld or some shit like that.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 9/19/2006 10:06:00 PM


Hey all,

Just had some questions about a new character for the high level game of doooooom.

First, Jeremy mentioned a way that people using Polymorph or the Shapechange spell could still keep the bonuses and powers of the equipment that's on them. Anybody know what feats or powers are required for that?

Would a set of Armor with the Wild power work for a mage using Shapechange?

Also are we allowed to choose items/classes from the Magic of Faerun book?

I guess that's it for now.

Published by Jeremy on 9/19/2006 08:55:00 PM


Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BAGMAN!

Published by John on 9/19/2006 03:41:00 PM


You know sometimes I feel bad for you guys that aren't old enough to have enjoyed the 80's goodness. Like WASP singing the title song for Ghoulies 2!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymGToGuG-Rg


Booyeah!

Published by John on 9/19/2006 01:05:00 PM


Check this out it is funnier than shit.

http://skoften.net/comments.php?id=3534_0_1_0

I'm bagman baby!!!

Published by Bubbles on 9/18/2006 02:44:00 PM


Thats going ot be...intresting, haha. How the fuck is that going to work?

" ZOMG ZOMBIES ON THE PLANE!!!....HIDE IN THE TOILET!"

Published by John on 9/18/2006 02:01:00 PM


Yes it is shooting now :)

Published by Bubbles on 9/18/2006 12:15:00 AM


Holy Shit! Is that going to be a real movie?

Published by John on 9/17/2006 09:14:00 PM


All I have to say is.....

I AM SO SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE :)

http://www.imageworksentertainment.com/moves/PLANE_DEAD_512K.wmv

Published by Jeremy on 9/15/2006 05:44:00 PM


Sure...

Published by John on 9/15/2006 11:58:00 AM


Jeremy and Dustin--So we are meeting at Jeremy's at 10:30 am right?

Published by Jeremy on 9/14/2006 07:27:00 PM




IGNORE ME!

Published by John on 9/14/2006 11:43:00 AM


George Lucas can suck my nuts. That is all

Published by Jeremy on 9/13/2006 05:22:00 AM


One of two things is going to happen-

Dustin is going to snap, and in a fit of DM rage will throw a creature at us out of the Epic Handbook that is designed to level entire cities.

-or-

Dustin is going to snap, and in a fit of DM rage will throw a creature at us out of the Epic Handbook that is designed to level entire cities. Which due to a lucky crit, and a botched saving throw we will defeat in three rounds of combat. Four rounds into the combat, Dustin will scream "Goddamnit, fuck all of you!" On the fifth round, the campaign officially ends as Dustin is in his car driving off.

Either way, this will only end in tears. :)



Shatzer - The new Star Wars DVDs will have the original theatrical cut. No silly CG editing of characters, the original Ewok song, and Han shoots first. However, it is being released as "Bonus Material" on a second disk, with that 2004 remaster being the actual title release. So, I don't know if that counts or not...

Published by Dunesmuggler on 9/13/2006 12:02:00 AM


You asked for it.
Twinking in progress..

Published by John on 9/12/2006 09:41:00 PM


Bubbles--Yep shecock... you missed out beyatch.

Scott--Yeah twink away holmes.

Jeremy--Account is active again. Have fun :)

Published by Jeremy on 9/12/2006 06:33:00 PM


Scott - Twink away. Dustin runs that high-level game, and we've been doing everything in our power to make him cry. (Like one-shot-killing his bosses, and safely disposing of major plot hooks inside portable holes.)

As for the cohorts and familiars, thusfar they have pretty much been under our control, with the DM making the occasional commentary when appropriate. As long as we don't do anything out-of-character or beyond the ability of the animals or the spell (like using befriended animals meaty shields) he's been pretty easy-going about it all.


Farva - She kicked you out already? Heh. =( When are you going to be back this weekend? If you make it back by Friday Evening sometime (at any hour) and feel like running around again right away give me a call. We were all planning a day-trip for Saturday.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 9/12/2006 05:40:00 PM


Got a question.

How much control do we have over our Familiars and Animal companions and Cohorts and such?
(That was a lotta ands)
Are they total NPCs played by the DM or are they basically played by us?

Just wondered.

Published by Bubbles on 9/12/2006 02:25:00 PM


This is real neat Xbox360 Laptop

Published by Bubbles on 9/12/2006 12:32:00 PM


...She-cock? God Damn.

Oh anyway since Jibbs doesnt count as my animal companion anymore, I get to pick a new one not entirely sure what. I'm gonna pick but its gonna be neat.

Farva - Yeah dude screw Columbus move back to Wooster.

Published by John on 9/12/2006 07:40:00 AM


Holy Shit a post from Farve and Scott........ Hell just froze over :)

Farve--So move back to Wooster!

Scott--Bloogers sucks somtimes. I just hope that your account works from here on out.

Bubbles--Hope you feel better. You missed some mighty fine shecock last night :P

Later dudes.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 9/12/2006 06:24:00 AM


YAY!!! I got my blog back!!

Kinda weird that it just went away for a while.

Anyway, I'm working on my character for the uber-powerful game that's gonna be on Mondays now.

I'm making them from the Forgotten Realms Unapproachable East book... hope that's not a problem. I somehow thought we were in the Forgotten Realms East instead of the other one. Didn't know you guys plane shifted. If it's a problem I can always make a new character, but it would probably work ok anyway since I'm making a Star Elf, which are planar travellers anyway.

Would it be bad if I twinked my character out a bit? Never made this high level a character before and, well, it just seems like a Twinky occasion.

Published by dave on 9/12/2006 12:13:00 AM


sorry guy my boss when mantel for real . his wife left him and he is takeing it hard i've been
running the store by my alone so i've been besy alot . my girl kick me out and so im liveing at my sis till i get a place dum girls ack" lol . my mom want me to come down this week end so like call me we will go out to eat or some thing .i miss wooster:<

Published by John on 9/11/2006 07:01:00 AM


Jeremy--I hadn't intended for it to expire. I'll reactivate it :)

All--Wifeypoo backed out of having anyone over. Pissed me off big time. I can come tongiht if you guys still want to do something. I have my copy of zombies the boardgame, or could bring the films to Jeremys place if you guys still want to watch. Advice to all you guys. NEVER GET MARRIED!

Published by Jeremy on 9/10/2006 03:28:00 AM


Ah well. So is Monday totally canceled, or just no movies?

I still have Battlecry III sitting on my desk at home. I haven't installed it yet...



John, your Warcraft account is expired, and that makes me sad. (Not sad that you haven't been playing recently- Sad because I have 350g worth of lootz in Trelan's mailbox waiting to be transfered Hordeside. ^_^; )

Published by Anonymous on 9/09/2006 10:07:00 PM


Ahhh poo, that sucks. On a side note, I just got a working copy of warlords battelcry 3, any1 want to get a copy?

Published by Bubbles on 9/09/2006 08:44:00 PM


Damn, allright.

Published by John on 9/09/2006 07:53:00 PM


Sorry guys I have to cancel Monday night. Please post if you see this. Thanks.

Published by John on 9/07/2006 07:45:00 AM


We could do Sleepaway camp and Reanimator.

Published by Jeremy on 9/06/2006 10:35:00 PM


We got snakes on the Starship!

Published by Bubbles on 9/06/2006 11:24:00 AM


I think you should go with Sleepaway Camp, I looked it up on IMDB and a few of the comments said its a good movie to watch on a movie night with a few people.

Published by John on 9/06/2006 07:54:00 AM


Okay so we are all in agreement the one half of our Monday double feature is Reanimator. Here are a few other possibilities.

Devil Rejects - Very cool Rob Zombie film. One of my favorite films of the past year.

Final Destination 3 - I really thought that I was going to hate this film, but damn if the kill scenes were't way cool.

Creep - Little independant British film that I discovered in the Blockbuster bargain bin ($4 woot!).

Sleepaway Camp - Best ending in any slasher film ever!

Let me know what you guys think.

ps: I was thinking of doing a Halloween "party" this year. It would have a zombie theme (of course). Watch a few choice zombie films, play some All Flesh....... what do you guys think?

Published by John on 9/05/2006 08:04:00 AM


Farve--If you are still reading the blog please respond. I'm having a movie shinding at my house on Monday September 11. It starts at 5:30 and I would love for you to come. Please let me know if you can attend.

Mummy rot FTL :(

Published by Bubbles on 9/04/2006 11:47:00 PM


Loots of from me corpse.

Morgash the Orc Slayer +4 weapon I think it turns into what ever weapon the wielder wants. Orc Bane.

Stone Helm turns into +3 Full Plate

Golem Bane Amulet

58 PP.

Donkey with 3 Barrels of Ale and 2 wine skins.

Published by John on 9/04/2006 12:16:00 PM


Going insane? Bubs you were already there dude :P

Published by Bubbles on 9/04/2006 11:36:00 AM


Hell yeah man, its been like 3 weeks since we've played, I'm going insane.

Published by John on 9/04/2006 08:47:00 AM


Woot you guys ready to actually game tonight?