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and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Jeremy on 2/28/2008 05:57:00 PM




It's OK John. We understand. You're a celebrity now, which means you don't have time to hang out with us non-famous people. No hard feelings. Really. We'll see you Monday unless someone more famous comes along.


(Commercial for Black Devil Doll? You pushing his film on the podcast? That's awesome.)

Published by John on 2/28/2008 11:24:00 AM


Hey guys I have too much shit that I have to get finished before Saturday. I'm not going to make it for Friday night's shindig. I've got a ton of stuff to do, including recording a guest spot on the internets biggest horror radio talk show Dead Pit (yep I'm an internet celebrity!), as well as work on getting an audio commercial together with the director of a little movie called.......



Hells Yeah! Now I just need him to send me a screener and I'm set!

Published by John on 2/27/2008 11:30:00 PM






Steelers rule!

Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/26/2008 06:38:00 AM



I spent like 20 minutes looking for a picture of a room messier than Dustins on the internet.
I looked on sites talking about compulsive hoarding and such.
No luck.
So here's what I ended up with.... actually looks as if Dustin went camping for a few days!

Published by Jeremy on 2/25/2008 02:33:00 PM




Dustin's up in his room right now, actually.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/25/2008 01:39:00 PM



Is Dustin still alive? Haven't seen him in a while.

Published by John on 2/25/2008 12:44:00 PM



So are we playing D and D tonight? Has anyone seen Dustin? What is the meaning of life? :)

Published by Jeremy on 2/25/2008 11:30:00 AM



Ever worn an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on your back?

Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/25/2008 07:27:00 AM



They will have laptop LHC's in 10 years I bet.
If the Universe or Planet isn't destroyed that is.

Published by Jeremy on 2/24/2008 04:20:00 PM


A micro black hole that consumes the planet would be awesome. Or a reaction that turns the entire planet into a star one atom at a time. That'd be one hell of a way to go.



This is either another photo of the LHC or Han Solo standing in the firing path of the main gun of the Death Star.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/24/2008 03:52:00 PM


But it's a fun way to destroy the universe!

Published by Jeremy on 2/20/2008 04:29:00 PM


John - Sure we can do the shindiggage here. That'd actually make things a bit easier as far as cooking goes.

Farva! Be a good man-bitch and clean my house. We're expecting company.


I get my bottles filled at Clear Water, I think it's called. It's on 585; if you're coming by Rubbermaid and heading towards Ex-Hawkins/Aldis/the gas stations it'd be on the right just past the area with all the cul-de-sac homes. I think there was a Sprint building right next to it. Big house, parking lot, and a sign.

25-cents a gallon if you fill your own jugs.

Published by John on 2/20/2008 12:57:00 PM


Jeremy - So at lunch today the wonderful Mrs. Shatz informed me that she couldn't have the house presentable by Friday. Is there any chance that you can host the shindig on Friday?

Published by John on 2/20/2008 09:31:00 AM


Jeremy - Well I would like to have it at casa de shatz, but that means I need to get up off of my fat ass and clean the house. I shall start that process tonight. Homemade pizza sounds freaking awesome! Movie wise I'm really interested in seeing Strings. Sounds freaking weird as hell (which appeals to me).

Farva - Agreed. You are in fact a douche :P

Dustin - I can't believe that you bailed on my Cthulu game. It makes me very sad on the inside were I'm all sensitive and shit....... <_<

Jeremy - One other question. Where do you get your water for the cooler? We have gone thru both of our bottles and need to pick a couple more up.

Later bitches! Oh and don't forget to vote on Tuesday.

Published by Jeremy on 2/19/2008 09:10:00 PM


John,

Were we doing the Friday thing at your house or mine?
I think we've got it covered as far as food. If you're cool with it, I think we're going to do that homemade pizza again. (It's going to be partially baked the night before and ready to just toss on a stone and bake.)

I need your orders. Ask Jen what she wants on hers!

Toppings:
Pepperoni
Mushrooms
Sausage
Bacon
Onions
Black Olives

I've also got a movie if we decide to do that for part of the evening. Strings came in, and at least what I've seen so far it looks farkin' awesome. (That was the one with the puppets.) Jen may even watch it.

And Farva says he's a douche.

Published by John on 2/18/2008 10:47:00 AM


Ah those wacky Germans are at it again.



And just in case you don't remember the classic....

Published by John on 2/18/2008 10:37:00 AM


I am so geeked about this....

Published by John on 2/18/2008 10:24:00 AM


Well the game should be about as safe as a Cthulu game can be. Lots of investigation with some violence :)

Published by Farva on 2/17/2008 09:04:00 PM



how about this one? it will kill u all!

Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/17/2008 03:23:00 PM



So... what should we expect in this game?
What sorta characters should we be thinking of making?

Published by Jeremy on 2/17/2008 02:07:00 PM


Creepy, eh?

John, look away from the Ark!





Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/17/2008 01:44:00 PM





Cool then!
I'll be ready to see horrible things that make me lose my sanity on Monday!!

Published by Jeremy on 2/17/2008 12:18:00 PM


www.zombiemoose.com!

Surprizingly enough, I actually do have most of my Cthulu characters still.
What's the over/under on fatalities? I may have to keep the CSI back home for this one and take the Messican gangstah.

Published by John on 2/17/2008 11:27:00 AM



Okay

1. That is a creepy ass picture right there. Where did you find it?

2. I would love to run some Cthulu stuff if you guys want. I actually have something that I could throw together. With that in mind who still has there characters? If not no big deal. You can make characters in 5-10 minutes.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/16/2008 07:50:00 PM



So what are we doing Monday guys. I'm fine with freezing my game for a bit if John wants to run some Cthulhu stuff.

Published by John on 2/15/2008 11:32:00 AM


God I can't help myself, but here is another link. This guy has made some killer short films.

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1379193668

Published by John on 2/15/2008 11:04:00 AM


Here is another one. I saw this one a while ago and really liked it.

Published by John on 2/15/2008 10:53:00 AM


Patrick Rea is one of my favorite up and coming filmmakers. I just found out that a bunch of his short films are available on the web and wanted to share them.

Published by John on 2/15/2008 09:05:00 AM


See you guys tonight for some kick ass Mediterranean food.

Published by Bubbles on 2/13/2008 08:53:00 PM


Ed Helms is/was on the Daily Show so it could of been, don't remember it though.

Published by Jeremy on 2/13/2008 05:32:00 PM


Sandals of the Tiger’s Leap from S&F are also cool shoes. You deal double damage on a charge. Could be real nice with that spring-attack thing you wanted to do.

Bags of holding are always good. Eyes of the Eagle for spot.

You'll be plenty useful at higher levels. Spellcasters are always going to kick melee's ass as far as destructive power, but you're going to be up there with a rogue as far as ass-kicking. Especially once we get the gold to outfit you properly.

Think of Bubble's monk in the epic campaign. You're judging the class by Farva's attempts at a brawler, and that's wrong. ;D


I'm not sure what's going on next week. I'm still wondering about Friday. Farv' wanted to buy us all a burrito. A baby-sized burrito. At Chipoltes' grand opening.

The Zombie thing is great. Wasn't that on TV before? Daily Show, maybe? I could have sworn I've seen it before.

Published by John on 2/13/2008 05:13:00 PM


Cool stuff

Published by John on 2/13/2008 11:20:00 AM



Well I've been filling my pack with stuff that no one wanted (I kept asking!) so I'm sure I can loan you some cash.

I have:

+1 Daggers x2
+1 Shortsword
+1 Flaming Longsword x2 (I think there are two)

as well as an assortment of mundane items (11 short bows anyone?)

As a monk I was hoping to pick up a nice pair of boots (more speed is good), perhaps a pair of glasses (better search/spot), and a bag of holding (so I can carry more crap back to the vendors!). Honestly the stuff I want is pretty cheap so there should easily be another 4 or 5 k of gold to help you out.

One observation that I've made so far is that there isn't a whole lot of stuff that is "dropped" by bad guys that I can use. In a way it is kind of fun for me. I get to be creative in finding items that can augment my skills and be used for some unexpected tricks. I've never really played a monk because I've always found them to be useless, except to get prerequisites for prestige classes. I'm still not sure how useful I will be at higher levels, but I'm enjoying the character now so to hell with it.

On another note have we figured out what we are doing next week? Is Scott continuing his game? Are you guys digging on old school WOD? I know that I've missed the last couple weeks of his game, but I did have the plague you know. I refuse to be sick any longer so I will be there no matter what we are doing.

One other thing. I'm making no promises here but are you guys interested in picking up a few sessions of our dormant, but ongoing Cthulu game? I have some ideas swimming around in my head (some perhaps due to the codeine so be warned) and might want to unleash them. I suppose the other question is who still has their characters?

ps: For those of you who don't know the picture is me with Daniel Harris (Halloween films). She is one of the few actress that is actually hotter in real life than she is on screen. Not only that but she was bored (it was a terrible show) and spent like 20 minutes talking to me about dogs (always a great in with the ladies). Not only that but she was wearing really low cut jeans, a thong, and gave me plenty of time to enjoy the view. Hell even an old dude like me notices that shit! /end creepy mode

Published by Jeremy on 2/12/2008 09:18:00 PM




"It will be nice to finally reach a real city. Especially one this size. We can restock and rearm ourselves with much-needed supplies and equipment for the battle ahead of us.

How are our funds? I myself carry roughly 5700 gold worth of coin and gem, and one enchanted (+1) dagger in trade."

(I'm about 10,000g short of the +1 Adamantine Full Plate - an awesome 17,500g. And another 2,000g for the matching Adamantine shield, but I've also got that +2 shield to trade in towards that one. I wonder if I can convince those banker-vikings from the Capital One commercials to give me a loan? <.< )

Published by Jeremy on 2/12/2008 01:36:00 PM


PSA:

Published by Jeremy on 2/11/2008 03:26:00 PM


Not completely over, but we've most definitely won. There are still got a few stray virii hiding in the urban terrain, but I've got white blood cells deployed as a police force. We should have the last of the resistance cleared out in a matter of days.

So as far as I know we're on for tonight.

Published by John on 2/11/2008 11:14:00 AM



Well I am back to work today. I still sound like shit, but feel much better. I have two questions.

1. Is everyone over this crap yet?

2. Are we having a game tonight?

Published by Farva on 2/07/2008 11:13:00 PM


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Published by Farva on 2/07/2008 11:04:00 PM


the hell with midgets gay robots that the shit .

Midget Fight! Midget Fight! Midget Fight!

Published by Jeremy on 2/07/2008 06:16:00 PM


Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/07/2008 06:34:00 AM


Everyone wants to be a Dancing Midget!

Dancing Midget Michael Jackson

Published by Jeremy on 2/06/2008 09:09:00 PM


You damn right I'm right.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/06/2008 07:07:00 AM


Your Right!!

Published by Jeremy on 2/05/2008 11:54:00 PM




Midgets are pretty cool.
Dancing midgets are cooler.
Midgets singing and dancing to Bali music is just awesome.

Published by Jeremy on 2/04/2008 04:14:00 PM


I'm just starting to feel it today.

Looks like I didn't manage to evade this plague. =/

Scott, if you're still coming over make sure to wear one of those SARS masks.

Published by John on 2/04/2008 02:45:00 PM


Hey guys I feel worse today then I did yesterday. I'm not going to make it to the game tonight. Sorry.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 2/02/2008 04:26:00 PM



Obviously the job did not require spelling skillz.

Congrats though!

Farva's Mind

Published by Jeremy on 2/02/2008 01:37:00 AM


Dramatic Look

Published by Jeremy on 2/02/2008 01:37:00 AM


Published by Farva on 2/01/2008 04:52:00 PM


i got i got it.thinks to all the people that paryed did vadoo or sackfic a baby for me to get the think you .