Published by Anonymous on 4/03/2003 04:54:00 PM
Do not mock the Butter Knife of Doooom! It was created by a mad Son of Ether in a quest to speed up his morning routine. This knife will cut through time itself...! You butter one slice of toast in the morning, and it will cut a hole in the fabric of space and time and all of your toast will remain buttered for weeks to come! Combined with the Everfull cup of Coffee, (thanks to a small portal to the Elemental Plane of Java) breakfasts have been DEFEATED! I now have more time for SCIENCE! Muahahahaha!