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and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Jeremy on 9/13/2006 05:22:00 AM


One of two things is going to happen-

Dustin is going to snap, and in a fit of DM rage will throw a creature at us out of the Epic Handbook that is designed to level entire cities.

-or-

Dustin is going to snap, and in a fit of DM rage will throw a creature at us out of the Epic Handbook that is designed to level entire cities. Which due to a lucky crit, and a botched saving throw we will defeat in three rounds of combat. Four rounds into the combat, Dustin will scream "Goddamnit, fuck all of you!" On the fifth round, the campaign officially ends as Dustin is in his car driving off.

Either way, this will only end in tears. :)



Shatzer - The new Star Wars DVDs will have the original theatrical cut. No silly CG editing of characters, the original Ewok song, and Han shoots first. However, it is being released as "Bonus Material" on a second disk, with that 2004 remaster being the actual title release. So, I don't know if that counts or not...