Published by Anonymous on 1/02/2004 12:20:00 AM
You know your DM is evil... "if he secretly forges a Master Die to control the rolls of all his players' dice, driving them all to their inescapable doom."
"THE LORD OF THE DICE:
It began with the forging of the Great Dice.
Three were given to the Rules Lawyers:
Unstoppable, the smartest and most knowledgeable beings.
Seven to the Role-Players:
Inspired, the most creative and resourceful gamers.
And Nine.....Nine dice were gifted to the Min/Maxers:
Who above all else, desire power.
Within these dice were bound the strength and will to lead each group.
But they were all of them deceived, for another die was made.
In the land of Garweeze, in the caffeine waters of Mount BOOM, the Dark Lord Kenzer forged in secret a Master Die to control all others. And into the Die he poured his luck, his chaotic evil, and his will to dominate all game sessions.
One die to rule them all, one die to find them,
One die to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
In the land of Garweeze, where the Cheetoos lie.
One by one, the free tables of GenCon fell to the power of the Die, but there were some who resisted.
A last alliance of Min/Maxers and Rules Lawyers marched against the mind slaves of Garweeze. On the slopes of Mount BOOM, they fought for the freedom of GenCon.
Victory was near....
But the power of the Die could not be undone."
"THE LORD OF THE DICE:
It began with the forging of the Great Dice.
Three were given to the Rules Lawyers:
Unstoppable, the smartest and most knowledgeable beings.
Seven to the Role-Players:
Inspired, the most creative and resourceful gamers.
And Nine.....Nine dice were gifted to the Min/Maxers:
Who above all else, desire power.
Within these dice were bound the strength and will to lead each group.
But they were all of them deceived, for another die was made.
In the land of Garweeze, in the caffeine waters of Mount BOOM, the Dark Lord Kenzer forged in secret a Master Die to control all others. And into the Die he poured his luck, his chaotic evil, and his will to dominate all game sessions.
One die to rule them all, one die to find them,
One die to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
In the land of Garweeze, where the Cheetoos lie.
One by one, the free tables of GenCon fell to the power of the Die, but there were some who resisted.
A last alliance of Min/Maxers and Rules Lawyers marched against the mind slaves of Garweeze. On the slopes of Mount BOOM, they fought for the freedom of GenCon.
Victory was near....
But the power of the Die could not be undone."