Wooster Gaming Club

and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Anonymous on 8/06/2003 09:54:00 PM


*Opens up the box, and walks down the stairs. A few minutes later, Grimy's limp body flies out of the trunk and into a pile at the center of the cave floor. Teredor re-appears up the stairs with a bow and a burlap bag slung over his shoulder...*

*Sits down on the floor, and begins pulling items out of the bag...*

"Well, out of that, all I really want is the haste potion."

(Potion of Haste),( Dagger +3) ::Nods, using a 'Mage Hand' to levetate the items onto [Caroline's] pile:: "Merry Christmas..."


(Bracers of Armor +3) ::Looks between Azmir and Fizzle:: "It's not quite a replacement for 'Mage Armor', but it's close. If either of you have a use for this, speak now, or it's going to be sold with the rest of the leftover gear when we hit the next friendly city..."

(+2 Dagger- Returning, Shocking) ::Slides it along the cave floor to Azmir:: "This'll be much more useful as a holdout than your other one. If you do hit, the enchantment gives you a good chance of doing more than just a scratch. And it's always gonna' be better than that 'Ray of Frost'. *grins*

(Gauntlets of Ogre Power <+2 STR>) ::Points at [Dustin], [Larry], [Caroline] and Bruce:: "You four would seem to prefer close combat. Any of you not already wearing gloves?"

(+2 Mace- Disruption), (+1 Bastard Sword), (+2 Great Axe- Shocking, Corrosive) ::Looks between Bruce and [Larry]:: "Bruce, the Hand-and-a-Half sword was your weapon of choice, correct? Your call if you're wanting a backup. [Larry], you seem like the type who likes to smash things. You may find that mace to your liking. [Dustin]... you like axes, eh?"

(Bag of Holding I),(Boots of Striding/Springing), ([MTY CMP +3STR] +2 Longbow - Flaming, Frosting) ::Places these beside him:: "These I would like, if noone else has better use for them...?"




(+? Singing Short Sword) "This seems to only function at it's full power when in the hands of a bard. Unless someone here was planning on working on their singing voice anytime soon, I say we include this in the items to pawn off...?"

*Places the following items into a pile:* (Includes the items recovered from the Hook Horrors)


"Now, these are just my suggestions, of course. Anyone disagree, now's the time to speak up. As for these, see anything they'd like to have their name on...? Anything leftover (except for the potions, and the cash of course) will be assumed leftover and pawned off and divvied out as gold..."


1 - Amulet of Natural Armor +1
2 - Rings of Protection +1
1 - Longbow +1
1 - Cloak of CHA +2
4 - Potions of Cure Light Wounds
1 - Potion of Cure Moderate Wounds
1 - Potion of Invisibility
1 - Potion of Spider Climb


[Mundane:]

Punch Dagger
Longsword
Breastplate (MW)
Breastplate
LG Steel Shield
46 Arrows
Backpack
Bedroll

2,027 GP
2,413 SP
3,475 CP