Wooster Gaming Club

and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Anonymous on 8/18/2003 12:45:00 PM


Just got a phone call from the CDC. Our DM has been infected with a rare case of East Nile Squirrel-Monkey Pox and is currently in level 3 quarantine.




The Shatz'man is just getting over a nasty flu, and could still be contagious. Out of the goodness of his heart, he's decided to cancel tonight's game unstead of sticking us all in a small, unventilated room with him.