Published by Anonymous on 3/29/2003 01:57:00 PM
A pissed off tree weilding a spiked chain is amusing. Doesn't make much sense, but it's definately amusing. ;)
Actually, the Slam is probably my best option. And maybe a few Monk levels. l;) Tree-fu!
::Gong::
::A large tree in orange robes leaps into the clearing...:: We meet again, defiler of the Forest.
::A confused human monk, holding a hot-dog over a poorly-made fire pit:: Gurp!
::The tree begins to do a sweeping kata...:: Do you recognize the technique which you will die by...?
::Monk:: Five Elements... Wood Style! ::Pause for laugh track:: Ha-hah! But I am also a master of Five Elements! Gold Defeats Wood! ::Begins his own kata::
::The tree laughs:: Pitiful human! I have a perfect defense against Gold! You will never land a blow! Now die!
::The two exchange blows- the human evading the crushing branches to land a few quick punches against the trunk, which is protected completely by the thick bark::
::Human:: Gold Style is useless against you! Wait... I will use fire!
::The tree snickers:: Your Kung-Fu is as useless as you are. Fire Style opposes Water.
::Human:: Not Fire Style. Fire. ::Pulls out a BIC lighter::
::Tree:: Mommy!
Actually, the Slam is probably my best option. And maybe a few Monk levels. l;) Tree-fu!
::Gong::
::A large tree in orange robes leaps into the clearing...:: We meet again, defiler of the Forest.
::A confused human monk, holding a hot-dog over a poorly-made fire pit:: Gurp!
::The tree begins to do a sweeping kata...:: Do you recognize the technique which you will die by...?
::Monk:: Five Elements... Wood Style! ::Pause for laugh track:: Ha-hah! But I am also a master of Five Elements! Gold Defeats Wood! ::Begins his own kata::
::The tree laughs:: Pitiful human! I have a perfect defense against Gold! You will never land a blow! Now die!
::The two exchange blows- the human evading the crushing branches to land a few quick punches against the trunk, which is protected completely by the thick bark::
::Human:: Gold Style is useless against you! Wait... I will use fire!
::The tree snickers:: Your Kung-Fu is as useless as you are. Fire Style opposes Water.
::Human:: Not Fire Style. Fire. ::Pulls out a BIC lighter::
::Tree:: Mommy!