Wooster Gaming Club

and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Anonymous on 4/14/2004 04:18:00 AM


Lineage. S'ok. S'also kinda' amusing. Grokknock the Orc Warrior levels up to L3 in the noob spawn area working on the Tutorial. Then I walk back to the are where da' Noobs spawn in. I wonder if it's possible to attack another player...

I walk up to a freshly-spawned character, yell "Grokknock angry! Graargh!" and beat the poor bastard down.
No PvP restrictions in the Tutorial area. Brilliant.

I'm already dissapointed. Humans, Elves, Dark Elves, Orcs, and Dwarves are what you have to chose from. Each race has a male and a female base avatar. Each character has the choice of exactly two hair colors, two faces, and four hairstyles. Giving you a grand total of 16 freakin' variants.

You have two options- fighter or magic user. And to make it even more of a pisser, Dwarves don't even have the option to go Magic. "Warrior Type." That's all. So no Stumpwater Jack...


Dwarf males are old, bearded, gruff warriors. Dwarf Females look like 13-year old Anime girls with pigtails. Just thinking about that is illegal in 37 states.