Scott:

What books did you say you were looking for? I found the box with all my gaming stuff in it and have gone through it looking for strays that might have gotten picked up when we were still playing, but I didn't see anything I didn't recognize, save for an extra copy of Monster Manual II.

Farva,

You'd asked about a wireless router. I have no spares to sell, but if you're looking for one I recommend:

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16833704002
$32.29 shipped. I use this model myself, and have picked up two others to work in customer's homes for small personal networks. Solid, basic router, with great range.


http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16833124321
Newegg also has this recert on special right now for $22.99 shipped. Reviews are pretty solid, but I've never used one, so I can't comment on anything but the price.

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

Some Star Trek related posts for you guys.





Oh and I remember watching this on T.V. Star Trek DS9 was an awesome show.



Who needs that bullshit in the theater this weekend?

Okay this is just funny. Be warned it isn't work safe.

John,

That picture I posted was a screencap from that Dante movie I reviewed. I know I've seen those little fuckers used somewhere else, though. I still can't remember where...

Scott:

Did you ever find the rest of the WW books you were trying to hunt down?


***

I was digging through my Yahoo account today. Found this I'd sent to myself back in 2004. No idea what the heck it was for... maybe a character backstory or a game I was writing, or something. Unfortunately, it wasn't prophecy, as Chupa(cabra) wasn't discovered till late 2008, and there are no mention of vampires that sparkle.


World Timeline:

2007: Scientists in Brazil discover the first conclusive evidence of
the “Vampire.” A live Chupacabra is captured- a wild, semi-intelligent
dog-like creature that feeds exclusively on the blood of other animals.
Along with this discovery, a previously unknown tribe of warriors who
hunt these creatures.

This discovery reflames the myths of the existence of other vampires.

2008: Environmentalists push for legislation that labels the Chupacabra
as a highly endangered species. This outlaws the hunting and killing of
the Chupacabra for any reason, even by native tribes.

2010: Many tribesman arrested or killed by law enforcement for
poaching. Chupacabra populations continue to rise.

2012: Chupacapbra populations expand to dangerous levels, threatening
local populations. Many reported deaths. Legislation protecting the
Chupacabra repealed, and hunting parties organized.

2012: Environmentalist groups form giant “Save the Chupacabra” sit-in
groups, forming human chains and shields to prevent large-scale hunting
parties from reaching known Chupacabra lairs. Over 1000 PETA members
killed during sit-in during massive Chupacabra attack.

2013: Fueled on by the growing fan-base, and having been hunted
nearly to extinction the first group of true Vampires break the
masquerade and revel themselves to the public, thinking they may be
able to use human sympathy to their advantage.

2013: Vampires explain that their existence in mythology was mostly
true, and offer a public apology for crimes in the past. Explains to
public that modern vampires no longer feed on humans- subsist on animal
blood and artificially-produced blood plasmas. This is met with some
skepticism, but an unusual percentage of the population seems to go
along with it without complaint.

2013: As expected, the appearance of Vampires leads to an increase in
violence versus Vampire kind. More and more vampires continue to make
themselves known, including a number of major players in politics and
major industry.

2013: Vampires lobby to force the Government to admit to the hunting
and eradication of the Vampire clans. FBI records are uncovered showing
that almost 90% of the “Unknown” deaths reported each year are
Vampires. AIDS ws a government experiment at a silently-administered
“vaccine” against Vampire infection that backfired.

2014: Vampires lobby and are added to the list of those with “Protected
Status.” Assault to any Vampire-kind is now an established “Hate
Crime.” Thousands more Goths and Vampire Wannabes openly seek the
embrace. “Bite Mark” scarriring becomes popular among the non-embraced.

2015: Thousands of so-called “Vampire Hunters” are arrested and
prosecuted under increasingly stiff “Vampire Hate Laws.” These laws
continue to be passed without almost no resistance. Gallop polls show
Vampire acceptance to be well over 70%. TV Sitcoms begin to air. Top
Rated Shows include “Fasionable Tremere,” “Everybody loves a Malkavian.
Over 2-dozen movies hit the box office over the next few years
starring Vampires as the Heroic lead.

2016: With almost no previous announcement, the first Vampire announces
his candidacy for president. After a short Supreme Court Argument, it
is decided that the text of the Constitution decrees nothing about
human or non-human kind running for president- just age and
nationality. All Vampires born in the United States are considered
therefore nationalized and eligible for Presidency.

2016: The first Vampire is elected as President by one state. Other
parties insist on vote manipulation by some high-level form of
Dominance, demand re-vote. Courts tell opponents to stop whining.

2020: Vampires continue to face less and less resistance over the next
four years. Anti-vampire “hate crimes” continue, though at a
decreasing frequency. Instead of jail, special “Reform Camps” are
established for re-education of Vampire-based crimes. Vampire
president elected for a second term by a landslide victory.

2022: Having established a solid foothold into American life, Vampire
kind becomes less careful about guarding their secrets. The truth about
Vampire kind begins to come out.

2024: Underground militant groups begin to surface to battle the
Vampires. Most are met with a swift destruction.

haha

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Damn man I haven't a clue. Where did you get that picture? I need to figure this out now.

Monkey Fighting Snakes would make a good name for a Kung-Fu movie.

John, (or anyone really...) do these buggers look at all familiar to you?




Glowing space starfish.
Parasite Eve? Maybe a Star Trek episode?
I feel like I've seen these things before, or at least something damn similar. Maybe they were inky black... but I can't place it.

John getting his props on. And yes, as was mentioned, you're the quote, name and site on the preview clip. Rock on.

Oh shit... you even got the site name in the still-frame of the youtube trailer.

This might be the funniest T.V. edit that I've ever seen.

So I almost crapped my pants on this one guys. This link is for an article on Fangoria's website. Check out the trailer about half way down the page.

click here

See you all laughed. Thought that I was just a weirdo.... Well I recommend that you all stay far away from WalMart, it is mine!

And yes I know it is a joke.

Wait how did I never end up with one of these back in the day?

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Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

* By John Brownlee Email Author
* November 8, 2006 |
* 11:57 am |
* Categories: Uncategorized

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Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon.

Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, “an electromechanical sommelier”, capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d’oeuvres. Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses…like “tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was.”

But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot’s omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.

Absolutely horrifying. Like cows, once robots taste blood, their hunger for human flesh can never be satiated.

Japanese unveil robot wine steward [South Coast Today]

Damn I'm a lazy bastard. I haven't had sound on my computer since I hooked it up. Been using headphones. But I took my headphones downstairs a few days ago to use Skype on the laptop. I figured, I have to walk downstairs anyway... might as well get my speakers. Heh...

I'd seen Bible Stories. I think I've even got the ROM of that somewhere. I'd not even heard of the others. Especially that Wolfenstein rip-off. That's... awesome really.


My Mom just watched Star Wars Ep. 1-6. Here is a one-minute review of the new trilogy she just emailed me:

"In the first movie I liked the little boy.
He was cute. The movie was ok, nothing special.
In the second one I liked yoda and Samuel L.
That is the only thing. The acting sucked.
The third one I watched just to watch it.
Now I can say I saw them all."

Fair enough. ..

"And I also watched Snakes on a Plane! Good movie!"

Coolest. Mom. Evar.

Holy Shit Jeremy have you ever seen that SNES game? A first person shooter with Moses. I might actually have found a reason to finally buy an SNES.

http://dvice.com/archives/2009/04/talking-gadget-1.php
http://dvice.com/archives/2009/04/talking-gadget-2.php

Really? What doesn't work?

Gutmunchers is not a PSP-browser friendly site.

It scares me that I recognized that as the Star Wars special from the paused shot.

So I've been holding on to some free rentals from Hollywood Video. Just went to redeem them last night before they expired, and came home with mostly crap. Their selection of Wii games to rent blows ass, and the couple of games I'd actually wanted to play (like Madworld) weren't even available. (Not checked out- just not there.) So I picked up two titles based on the name or cover art.

Castlevania... oooh. Sucks. It's some Soul Calibur hack bullshit vs. fighting game. Oh, and it's designed to work with Wii controls, so each character has a grand total of three attacks. Lame.

Ok, Rygar. Recognized the name. Remake of a 1986 Techmo arcade game. Rocked ass then. Now it is 3D, and a bit late. It's the game God of War ripped off. God of War did it better. It's not horrible, but I've done this already. And the Wii gimic is starting to annoy me. The controls are neat for a while- whipping your weapons around with the controller and all, but eventally it just gets tiring and the amusement is gone.

So I put in the movie I also grabbed. "The Spirit." It wasn't horrible, but it felt... hollow. It was a bunch of mediocre between the scenes Samuel L. Jackson was on screen. Playing an insane mad scientist with guns. Or occasionally dressed like a Nazi. or a Samurai. Totally worth it in that Snakes on a Plane kind of... 'meh... meh... meh... aw hell yea bad muthafucka! meh... meh... say what again! meh...' kind of way...

Bea Arthur has died. :(



The Day of the Dead remake is stupid. Harmless but stupid. See my review.

Who run bartertown internet?

ok then how about this then http://www.ninjai.com/

Wow, Farv... a 2003 flash animation about a 1996 Dead Alewives sketch.
You show those internets who's boss!

hey guys u all should see this /www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

John I assume you've seen this?

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810061258/video/13140292

I don't know why I'm watching the remake of Day of the Dead. But I am. In my defense, it is on instant watch.
Zombies with guns.
Zombies able to dodge automatic weapons fire.
Vegetarian Zombie (graaaains) pets... in love. Who is nicknamed Bud.
Wallcrawler zombies.
Secret Government conspiracy (when there is no more room in hell, the US government viral weapon research lab will have a containment failure)
Zombie on zombie crimes.
Its complicated.
That's all I have to say.

This is a 1973 design for the Catholic Church's Archdiocesan Youth Commission.

I need say no more.

GOD DAMN IT! They finally make an app for an iPhone that I really want to check out and they ban the damn thing!

White People Problems

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o my god u all hav to see this

Global Computers (aka. Tiger Direct) has a 50" HD TV on sale right now.
For Earth Day.
It's their Earth Day special.

Because the first thing I think about when I'm asked about how I'm going to celebrate some hippy drum-circle celebration made-up holiday, I think "I'm going to buy a giant fucking TV. Probably from China. They make the best shit."

Okay any reviewer who thinks that a reboot of a series is the better than the original is full of shit. Really I haven't seen the new Star Trek movie, and never will. Shatner is Kirk, Nimoy is Spock, and De Kelley is Bones. Anything else is bullshit!

Really I'm not kidding or joking about this. I've seen so many of my favorite horror movies butchered by reimainging them or remaking them, with some critics and no nothing teenage fans saying the new ones are better. Now I have to watch someone do this to Star Trek? No way no how. I shall never speak of this again.

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!

Reviewers are saying the new Star Trek is the best of the series so far.
Is that possible? I mean... Wrath of Kahn.

Not saying anything.... Just posting this because it is funny.

Hollywood needs to do a remake of Beat Street.
Scene-for-scene.

There isn't much left for them to do at this point...

I think I found our next feature presentation for movie night! Electric Bugaloo baby!

Jeremy - Thanks dude I was worried it was just going to be me and Mussolini in hell. Now I won't be lonely. :P

Watched a double feature of Zombie Jesus and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter for Easter. Worst part is that I think I'm the only one who thinks that is funny. But it was a "Gutmunchers" holiday for sure.

Yay! Easter dinner!

I always wondered what Red Dwarf would look like with a budget. Guess I know now.

You laughed and yes, you are going to hell. AnotherRandomDay.com

Saw this one and had to share.

Jeremy - Mixing Star Wars and Strong Bad is... awesome!

Also why was I not informed of the return of Red Dwarf? Damn it why do I hang out with you guys if you aren't on the look out for my favorite shows? :P

He would have known over valued real estate was a trap.

That's the beautiful thing about ThinkGeek- even their hoaxes radiate so much awesome reality alters itself to make it happen.

Give it a year, and they'll be real products. It's happened with just about every April Fools product they've introduced. The 8-Bit Tie, the Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt...

Which means as long as Lucas isn't a flaming prick about the image rights they'll have a tauntaun sleeping bag real soon now.

Scientists are already working on the squeeze-bacon. I'm sure of it.

I so want one of these. If it were only so that this weren't an April 1st joke.

Farve - Not trying to be picky but I think it was shooting lightning out of it's nipples. :)

Jeremy you spend far too much time on the internets. :P

So hows the new place treatin' ya, Farv?

o my god it had nipple laser's !

When playing Cthulhu I've always wondered what happens to the mind when you lose sanity. Do you know when it happens? How does it feel when you feel a little bit of your mind slip away?

I imagine it feels something like what just happened to my brain watching this:

I see nothing leaked, yet, but...
20th Century Boys: Chapter 2 airs at Cinefest on the 29th.
I'd imagine they'll be at minimum a cam copy very shortly, if not a rip right off the master.

And apparently it is a 3-parter.

Jeremy - Since you did so well finding In Search of could you look for a movie called Sledgehammer? It is a killer old slasher flick from the 80s that I've been dying to see. Let me know and of course I'll hook a brother up for the effort.

They're done. All the AVIs fit on one DVD. I'll have it for you this weekend.

Jeremy - That is awesome! Let me know when you have them and I'll start working on my evil DVD plan. :)

John,

In Search Of, Season 1. 24 Episodes is on the way.

In Search Of.. Strange Visitors (aka Oracle Chamber
In Search Of.. Ancient Aviators (aka Ancient Flight)
In Search Of.. The Bermuda Triangle
In Search Of.. Bigfoot
In Search Of.. Killer Bees
In Search Of.. Earthquakes
In Search Of.. The Mummy's Curse
In Search Of.. Martians
In Search Of.. Atlantis
In Search Of.. Psychic Detectives
In Search Of.. A Call From Space
In Search Of.. Learning ESP
In Search Of.. Nazi Plunder
In Search Of.. Amelia Earhart
In Search Of.. Dracula
In Search Of.. The Easter Island Massacre
In Search Of.. Ghosts
In Search Of.. Life After Death (aka Near Death Experiences)
In Search Of.. The Loch Ness Monster
In Search Of.. UFOs
In Search Of.. Voodoo
In Search Of.. Inca Treasures
In Search Of.. The Magic of Stonehenge

Farva,

Doin' pretty good. Still trying to keep ahead of the house repairs. Got all the garbage left in the upstairs bedroom swept up, and my bed and desk moved upstairs while I redo the basement. I've got a pool table ready to be picked up, but I have to get the floor finished downstairs before I have a half-ton of wood and slate plopped down in the middle of the room. So I put the rest of the house on hold and I'm working down there right now. Carpet is up, and I'm patching the walls while I wait for the new stuff to come in. (I'm going to be using carpet tiles.)

Just got the last of the shit that was left behind out of the townhouse and the trash drug out to the curb. Kitchen could still use a good cleaning, but fuck 'em. Not going to happen. I've wasted enough of my time over there as it is.
A crew comes in to paint the place Monday and Tuesday, and the Realtor should have it listed shortly after.

That white board is laying by the side of the townhouse if you still want it. I've got nothing to use it for.

Man, I sooooooo wish this was going to be a real movie!

Oh and yes I told you so! BlueRay is almost cheap enough for me to try it out now. Though I'm waiting for it to be closer to $100 bucks. :)

Spiderman + Giant Robot = Awesome on a level never experienced by humanity before.

Oh, John... here is the game review site I was talking about. He does everything, including the 2600 section.

http://www.videogamecritic.net/index.htm

Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.
When did Spiderman get a fucking robot?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow!

Friday April 17th at the Canton Palace theater they are having a 3 Stooges film festival! So who is in with me? I know that Scott is in, what about the rest of you knuckleheads? I mean 3 Stooges on actual film in a theater!

Farve - That works for me. I should be around most of Friday night, so just give me a call. Oh and I completely forgot to let you know that we had to put Molly down on Monday. She was really sick. :(

sorry john i've been gone latey i will give u a call fri. and swing by .
Jeremy how r the dogs and u doing ?
hi to all the rest of u guys.

MY GOD THE AWESOMENESS HAS KILLED MY BRAIN CELLS........

Jeremy - That Man from UNCLE box set looks awesome! Oh and so does this.





Farve - Dude I don't know if you missed the old post but you won another DVD from Gutmunchers. You need to let me know how I can get it to you. And no I'm not spending money to mail it to someone who lives a couple blocks away from me! :)

This looks cool in a sort of retarded way. I might go to the theaters if it is playing anywhere around here.

The Elyria Library has the 41-disk Man from U.N.C.L.E. box set. =o
No holds, though.

I may be making a road trip... library tour of another Clevnet branch. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Farve - I don't know if you were trying to insert a link or something, but it doesn't seem to have worked. What did you want us to check out?

The new podcast is up and I'm sort of proud of it, so here is another link to the player.


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There is something awesome about this photo.

I wonder how many bodies they've dredged up doing this?

john have u seen this

Bloody Mallory?

Before I forget this is the cool movie site that I've been talking about.

Why doesn't anything cool like this ever happen to me?

ha ha that was funny

Farve - That was cool.

Dr. Fawkes - Rue the day sir. You shall rue the day you tangled with me. :P

"Where the hell is Farve?" John wondered, as he tossed some tissues into the trash can. "I'm wasting all this material without him around." John frowned, and put the cap back on the hand lotion.

here u go jon

A couple of things here.

1. Jeremy you threaten to show them your wangdoodles, there is a difference.

2. Dunesmuggler you didn't know that Farva was a part time fairy? He didn't get paid or anything, he did it for the childrens. :)

Where the hell is Farve? I'm wasting all this material without him around. :(

It was his diabeetus.
When his blood sugar gets too high, he gets all crazy like that.
It was at least 250 in that photo.

I'm not going to apologize about the Oompa-Loompas, though. I've got a lot of work to do here, and they work cheaper than even illegal Mexicans. They're also handy to work in crawlspaces, or to send down the heating vents to recover dropped screws. I don't have to keep them chained up, either- all I had to do is tell them we've got whangdoodles all over the place outside, and they won't even leave the house.

*Looks at the picture that John posted for a few moments*


So.... that's what happened to Farva.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan and van Damme met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter takes them through and shows them around - Chan and van Damme ooh and aah, Chuck Norris just keeps mum. Then Peter brings them before God. He points to two thrones: one to the right of God and one to the left of God. God speaks in a booming voice -

"One of you will sit on my right, and the other will sit on my left, the third will have to go home. Try and convince me that you deserve the seat of your choice more than the other."

van Damme goes first "I am a kickboxer par excellence, I have acted in many movies, but since I know that you reward meekness and humility, I will take the smaller throne to your left, and serve you for eternity!"

God is suitably impressed and he smiles.

Chan tries to one-up van Damme and tells God that he won't choose either seat and let the other 2 take them. God is happy with his answer and offers him the seat to his right.

God then asks Chuck Norris to step forward and present his case - Chuck Norris stares coldly at God and asks Peter "Who is that old guy sitting in my seat?"

I don't remember that scene in Willy Wonka.

Yes they are awesome, but this will blow your mind.....

Well I know what airline Scott is going to be flying from now on! :)



Northwest airlines now with more Penis.

I may need to get that book.

http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1236092341&sr=8-1

No...words...should have sent a poet.

John, I think we found your 2nd book review for the site.

Glad to hear your father's doing better.

It was another stent to open up a blockage. This makes 18.

John,
Glad to hear your Dad is doing OK.
What was he in for, anyway? Another blockage?
Surgery? Did they put another stint in?