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Published by Bubbles on 10/05/2006 10:57:00 PM


I tihnk Dusty is determined to make us go through the entire thing.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 10/05/2006 08:56:00 PM


I think we should bypass all the little demony guys in Dusty's game. How about we shapeshift and polymorph and stuff into evil nasty things and just walk through up to where Feng Shui or whatever his name is and kick him in the head till he's dead.

Or we could see if scrying and teleporting work once you are /inside/ the actual castle.

Or we could just burrow through the different parts of the place in different forms until we find the big bad.

What do ya think?

Any other ideas.

Published by John on 10/05/2006 07:24:00 AM


Grats. Well we are going to look pretty cool riding around together :)

Published by Jeremy on 10/05/2006 04:40:00 AM


PUPPY!

Published by John on 10/02/2006 12:41:00 PM


Two of my favorite things together.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RQsn_s4c4QM&mode=related&search=

:)

Published by John on 10/02/2006 10:34:00 AM


It is in fact Dustin's game tonight. Hopefully he shows up :P

Jeremy -- I hit level 50 and ground 1/2 way to 51. I'm so close to equipping my Krol blade I can taste it! And yes Scott this is WOW talk :)

Bubbles -- You guys moved?

Dustin -- You coming tonight? I hope so ye bastage!

Published by Bubbles on 10/02/2006 09:49:00 AM


Isnt it Dustin's game?


Also wouldnt the Wild enchant work too?

Published by Jeremy on 10/02/2006 04:13:00 AM


Tatoos were in the Eldrich books, I think. I can see if I can dig up my PDFs when I get home.

Bah... it is Monday again. I have to get the basement somewhat in order... Were we gaming?

Published by Anonymous on 10/02/2006 01:57:00 AM


Scott-- As I see it, there are a few ways to get around the items losing effectiveness when polymorphed or wildshaped. One is to use an unsloted item, but that triples the book price for an item, and you still have to worry about absorption. I guess you could swallow it or something, as long as the item is on/in you, you will have the items effect. There are also a lot of magic tattoos that can be placed on the body that would change to fit your new form, keeping the effect going. Unfortunately, I don't have any books/pdf's with tattoos in them, so I don't know too much about them. And lastly I found a magic item that allows use of other magic items while shapechanged. It is called wilding Clasp, and it is out of Oriental adventures. Basically, it is a 3 inch long gold chain, it gets attached to an item that either fits a vest slot, and/or an amulet slot. It costs 4,ooo gp.

Published by Bubbles on 10/01/2006 11:27:00 AM


If its like WildShape, I'm pretty sure your abilities change.

Published by Dunesmuggler on 9/30/2006 09:07:00 PM


Sure... just ignore my questions and talk about yer little WoW game.

Published by John on 9/29/2006 02:59:00 PM


Jeremy--Most companies don't have tech people do their interviews for them. So any old fucktard that can snow people has a shot at getting a job. We actually interview all of our techs, so we get to weed out all of those morons. It is fun to watch them squirm when they figure out we know more than them. That is my theory anyways.

Published by Jeremy on 9/27/2006 08:20:00 PM


It is an hour before I have to go to work, and I have a fucking migrane.

Grandma's PC, that I just built two weeks ago, is already acting up. Two weeks with XP, and she managed to do something that broke the damned boot.ini or the HAL. I just spent a half-hour on the phone attempting to explain to a completly tech illiterate old-person how to change the boot order in CMOS I couldn't see so I could get it to boot to the CD. And that was supposed to be the easy part- I didn't even get to try to explain to her command-line options in the recovery console.

Then I spent another 20 minutes trying to talk down the damage done by the dipshit who she had look at her computer. She had their local "computer guy" poke at it. He works as a tech for one of the companies down there, but he occasionally helps the local neighborhood old people down in that retirement golf-course she lives on.

He knows nothing. My Mom can diagnose hardwre problems more efficiently than this douchebag.

The first thing he told her was that XP couldn't even run on the computer, because it "...only had 64 Meg of memory." The jackass, who didn't even know how to get into CMOS, was reading the VIDEO POST. He apparently didn't notice that this PC was using NVidia brand memory!

Now the first thing that came to mind was "is he just trying to sell her something?" All commercial, Best Buy level techs lie their ass off in order to make a sale. (Commissions do that.) So I probed further. I fully believe he's just good, old fasioned, honestly stupid.

He's not the first person to do this to me, either. When we were building machines for AVNet... a multi-Billion dollar a year company, with over 100,000 clients.... they called us in a panic because we'd supposedly borked up a few hundred clients. One of their HIGHLY PAID TRAVELING PROFESSIONALS, who was flown to Canada to set up a truck full of PCs sent to one of the larger customers, had blown a gasket because the machines weren't configured properly. The 512M machines all had "...only 64 Megs...!" ...of video RAM.



What the fuck am I missing? Seriously? John, you've worked in the industry long enough... I need advice. What lies am I missing on my resumes? How do these overpaid shittards keep getting jobs, while I work at a goddamned hotel? How?

Published by John on 9/27/2006 07:40:00 AM




Jeremy you are a freakin' genius. I HAVE A PUPPY!

Published by dave on 9/26/2006 03:18:00 PM


My work schedule is fuck up right now I will post when it's better.

Published by Jeremy on 9/26/2006 02:28:00 PM


That was quick...

John, that WoW patch I was telling you about, with the riding changes? Went in today.

I got boned out of another 80g or so as it went in before I hit 40... but it looks like I'm gonna' have a riding puppy. Which is still totally worth it. You get a chance to try yours out?

Published by Bubbles on 9/26/2006 02:00:00 PM


Movie nights are fine, I just couldnt make it this week because we moved and what not.

Published by John on 9/26/2006 10:48:00 AM


Farve--So homey when are you coming back to Wootown for a Monday night. Or better yet what is your work schedule? Jeremy, Dustin and I might want to do a road trip to Columbus. We could check out casa de Farve.

Gromero - Horde Warrior supreme - Elune

Dustin and Bubbles--So I have an honest question here for you guys. Not trying to be "bitchy". Do you guys not want to do movie nights? The last couple really haven't gone off that well (partly my fault I know). If you guys don't want to do them that is fine with me. We can play board games or something. Just wanted to put it out there for you guys to think about.

Scott--Polymorphing is very cool, but has been nerfed to hell. You will want to check the web resources that Jeremy uses to see how WOTC has modified the rules. They are still cool, just not as broken as they used to me. Also whenever I played a character that could polymorph I kept a few of his common forms on me. Trying to do polymorph on the fly is way too time consuming.

Later Bitches :P

Published by Jeremy on 9/25/2006 11:34:00 PM


PCI... 4... Gag.... computer? *twitch*





Jarusso - Horde Priest - Elune

We still need your character names, too.

Published by dave on 9/25/2006 10:20:00 PM


so I quit that dum ass job to day {so happy}and build a new pci 4 gag allinwounder computer it's so nice to have money .
I cant move no jobs for a dum white boy ther . so in my life I have a new job as frontend magr. for oue's 10.50 hr. . I left my slut of a girl friend ....!!! I live in a 3th floor walk up studio aprt. i lost my friends list so post our wow toons names plz.