I just submitted Farv's picture to SketchySantas.com.

Everyone remembers this gem, right? :D

I was playing DDO for a little bit, got a Dwarf Barbarian to level 6, and a very small amount left on the last rank to level 7, and just couldn't play anymore. Not being able to solo with out a hired NPC really sucks.

Damn it he is still under house arrest? Didn't anyone tell the Judge that his nuts have an appointment with an Air Soft rifle? Sort of a Holiday tradition. :P

Really Farve I hope your computer feels better soon and you can chill again on the Internets.

So I've been playing DDO. Kind of repetitive, but it does seem to be good for a Dungeon Crawl here and there. Though I wouldn't have bothered putting any effort into it if it weren't free.

Farv's machine has teh AIDS eh?

Last I heard Farva was on house arrest still, and his computer got infected with some virus that fucked his shit up. Probably from all that creepy porn he watches.

I want one of those. No I need one of those.

Hey Farva are you still alive? I kind of miss your random posts. I sure how you didn't get "shanked" in your Mom's yard. :P

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/29/magazine/29fob-consumed-t.html?_r=1

I told you this would become a real product.

John, you seriously have to help hunt this down. =o

I mean it. Recruit Jason - I'll pay for a bootleg if some shady guy is selling them in front of the theatre. Though it's probably still too new to get anything...

John,

Other than the douchenozzles at the game store, who's been making fun of the Wii?
Someone should shove a wiimote up their ass. While playing that music.

No... that's gettin gay again. Oh god... too much gay. It's overwhelmingay.

You are all the gayest gays to ever gay up being gay. The only thing gayer than you, is that music. What the hell. I mean, my man-on-elf porn has to have a pulsing techno beat, or I just can't get in the mood.

WTF....

Okay no one can ever say shit to me about picking a Wii over the X-Box 360. You can call the Nintendo games gay, but they aren't that gay... even that muscle man thing. Just goes to prove that all those twitch kill 15 year old boys living in their parents basements are in the closet or something. :P

I picked this up for the 360 but I've yet to play it. I've heard very little about the game so far other than "zomg u can sexxorz!" =/

Is it really THAT gay if its an elf?



From the new game DragonAge.

Coolest. Cake. Ever.

Also this.

I think I may have found the next piece of art for my house.
Hand-painted in oil.

Fuckin A!! Alice in Wonderland via Tim Burton!!! Holy awesomeness!! And of course it can't be done without Johnny Depp...although he looks quite a lot like Wonka again....I CAN'T WAIT!! And it will totally freak out little kiddies too..hehe :)~

Man, I totally have got to remember this for next year's halloween festivities.
Meat-loaf hand. Nails and wrist bone are onion. Browned cheese makes the skin. Mashed potatoes used to clean up the presentation.

John,

Did NetFlix raise their prices again? I was looking at starting the minimum-level service up just to get movie streaming and it's $8.99. The bottom-tier $4.99 plan is limited to 2-hours of streaming a month. =/

And I want to go to New Zealand. Not Australia. It's close to Australia, but it isn't. Australia is dangerous. Even the grass is poisonous down there and will try to kill you. And ants that eat meat. Which apparently they're breeding in large numbers to release them into the wild to eat a frog or something. (Yay! Lets release large numbers of flesh-eating insects into the wild! I haven't seen that as the plot of a movie before!) I'd be afraid to leave my hotel room.

New Zealand just has spiders that eat birds. And elves. I can enjoy the scenery looking out the window of my hobbit hole. I won't be swimming. Especially not in the ocean. Things live in the ocean.

GLEEEEeeeeee!

Okay why the hell would anyone go swimming in the ocean after reading something like this?

You still want to move down under Mr. Gaggins? If the giant spiders don't get you then this bad boy will!