You are all the gayest gays to ever gay up being gay. The only thing gayer than you, is that music. What the hell. I mean, my man-on-elf porn has to have a pulsing techno beat, or I just can't get in the mood.

WTF....

Okay no one can ever say shit to me about picking a Wii over the X-Box 360. You can call the Nintendo games gay, but they aren't that gay... even that muscle man thing. Just goes to prove that all those twitch kill 15 year old boys living in their parents basements are in the closet or something. :P

I picked this up for the 360 but I've yet to play it. I've heard very little about the game so far other than "zomg u can sexxorz!" =/

Is it really THAT gay if its an elf?



From the new game DragonAge.

Coolest. Cake. Ever.

Also this.

I think I may have found the next piece of art for my house.
Hand-painted in oil.

Fuckin A!! Alice in Wonderland via Tim Burton!!! Holy awesomeness!! And of course it can't be done without Johnny Depp...although he looks quite a lot like Wonka again....I CAN'T WAIT!! And it will totally freak out little kiddies too..hehe :)~

Man, I totally have got to remember this for next year's halloween festivities.
Meat-loaf hand. Nails and wrist bone are onion. Browned cheese makes the skin. Mashed potatoes used to clean up the presentation.

John,

Did NetFlix raise their prices again? I was looking at starting the minimum-level service up just to get movie streaming and it's $8.99. The bottom-tier $4.99 plan is limited to 2-hours of streaming a month. =/

And I want to go to New Zealand. Not Australia. It's close to Australia, but it isn't. Australia is dangerous. Even the grass is poisonous down there and will try to kill you. And ants that eat meat. Which apparently they're breeding in large numbers to release them into the wild to eat a frog or something. (Yay! Lets release large numbers of flesh-eating insects into the wild! I haven't seen that as the plot of a movie before!) I'd be afraid to leave my hotel room.

New Zealand just has spiders that eat birds. And elves. I can enjoy the scenery looking out the window of my hobbit hole. I won't be swimming. Especially not in the ocean. Things live in the ocean.

GLEEEEeeeeee!

Okay why the hell would anyone go swimming in the ocean after reading something like this?

You still want to move down under Mr. Gaggins? If the giant spiders don't get you then this bad boy will!

Rambo hunting down Genome soldiers?
That... cold be epic.
Especially if the head supersoldier is like... an evil genetically-superior clone of Rambo.
We'll call him... Liquid Rambo.



Rambo...
RAMBO?
RAMMMMBOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

HOLY SHIT. This is awesome!

So, Farva apparently isn't dead.
He did, however, get into gay porn to pay off some of his fines.

Suck fest... so true, on so many levels.

I think I'm almost completely dead on gaming. I picked up an XBox360 and I'm using it primarily as a substitute for my laptop in my entertainment center downstairs. (Or at least I will be once it is completely put back together.) So my "next gen" console exists to stream episodes of South Park from my computer upstairs down to the TV.

I've got Batman: Arkham Asylum- the hands-down zomg moist-in-the-pants aweze0meistest Batman game evar. With the insane Mark Hamill Joker. (Hamill>Romero>Nicholson>Ledger) and I've played it... enh... twice. Maybe about an hour total. But I've watched an entire season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. =/

Well until the next expansion anyway, then its a whole new suck fest.

If they had internet access in prison that'd be awesome. Free rent, free food, all your guildies would be right there in the cell block. I mean, what you have to do to earn DKP is a bit humiliating, but the flavor goes away- Those epix are here to stay.

He was on WoW today, so I don't think he went to Jail

That is a good question. Farve are you still around? We haven't heard from you in a while. Did you get sent off to the big house?

Is Farva still alive or did he get shanked in the yard during his time in the big house?