Monster cock and line dancing zombies. Does it really get any better than that?

Dustin--Dude if you really aren't into movie night let us know and we will do something else.

Zub Zub bitches.... later

Awesome...

Now I just need to get a color printer.


(Will black-and-white work?)

Larva-

Coolies, print some of those off for me and yer set!

The only thing I can find is YuGiOh cards

Best Goblin name ever.... Bob Peterson! Fuck yeah!

ps: Dustin we started a new campagin :)

All--My lovely wife is going to meet the gas man so I'll be at Jeremys around 5:30ish for the movies. I'll bring a couple of horror films from my collection (sorry Bubbles no shecock). I know for sure that I'm bringing Feast, it is a riot. Let me know if you have any suggestions.

It's fixed yo :)

Pics? Easy enough:


http://www.baglecon.com/images/goblins/goblin.html

Well, no one seemed opposed to the idea of doing homework for extra XP, so I guess I'll give out some assignments...

Larva... not sure why your name is Larva, but apparently here it is...
your homework assignment this week is to find a picture of a sexy goblin chick... or several pictures of them if you can. Also neat pictures of goblins/goblin lairs will get bonus points.

John... Your assignment if you choose to accept it is to find me lists of good goblin names. For bonus points find me some common Goblin Slang.

Bubbles... Your assignment is to find me descriptions andor pictures of Goblin traps and equipment. For bonus points you will do the truffle shuffle for me during game whenever I really need to express the hardship of goblin life.

Dustin... You get more homework than the others to try to catch you up with them. Your first assignment is to make a character, write up a background for them, and work on a funny accent you are going to speak with when you play him. Your second assignment is to find a list of good goblin tribe and orc tribe names and standards. For bonus points, show up on time.

Thats about it.
Lemme know if there are any questions or problems with the assignments I have given you.
Good Luck.

Penny-Arcade rocks

Huh that is actually a pretty good idea. Let me run it past wifeypoo. (she owes me big time!). I'll keep you guys in the loop.

John- We could always just all come to your house. Y'know... so you've got all the doors covered incase the gas guy tries to sneak in the back, or something. all helpful-like. We just happen to watch movies while we wait... ;)

Scott- I'll see what I can find.

I just wanted to warn you guys that I may have a problem attending this Monday, which would be our film night. I have an appointment with the gas company, so god knows when they will show up. Nothing set in stone right now, but I will let you guys know when I have something for sure. Later.

Hey guys,

Would anyone be interested in doing projects for the Goblin Campaign that would earn you all extra XP?

If you are I will come up with a few things and post them here. If you do them and bring them when we play the game you will get some extra XP for it.

Ideas I'm having are finding good goblin related articles/pictures and printing them off for me, finding a good mini for your character, finding cheap miniature props to give me for the game, that sorta stuff.

I'll come up with a few for the next session if you want and may even give enough so that you can get to level 2 at the beginning of the next game session.

Let me know what ya think.

-Scott

Rob Zombie is going to be hosting a show on TCM, about cult horror movies.

That video has got to be stupidest thing that I have ever seen. ::thinks about movie collection:: Okay not really but top 20 at least :)

I don't know what Cartman having diareha all over his mom is funny. But GOD DAMMIT it is funny!

Bubbles--Dustin wants us to go thru his dungeon. I say what the hell I could use the extra loot :P

Dustin suggested going out and getting food last night- so if any of you actually read this before coming over, come hungry.

Farva...What the fuck are you talking about?

my hands r bananas has b
to be the funist thing in the wold i love dum people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0

Keep 'ze monkeys away from my hands!

Dusty is always determined to make us slog through his entire dungeons. Especially the ones he spends weeks designing, laying out each meticulous trap and encounter, waiting for the exact moment to ambu---

-- oh, wait... we can just show up in this guy's living room? Sweet.


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BTW - I love these "How it should have ended..." parodies. He's got a new one up for the Superman movie.

http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/Superman.html

(I'm batman.)