I want one of those. No I need one of those.

Hey Farva are you still alive? I kind of miss your random posts. I sure how you didn't get "shanked" in your Mom's yard. :P

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/29/magazine/29fob-consumed-t.html?_r=1

I told you this would become a real product.

John, you seriously have to help hunt this down. =o

I mean it. Recruit Jason - I'll pay for a bootleg if some shady guy is selling them in front of the theatre. Though it's probably still too new to get anything...

John,

Other than the douchenozzles at the game store, who's been making fun of the Wii?
Someone should shove a wiimote up their ass. While playing that music.

No... that's gettin gay again. Oh god... too much gay. It's overwhelmingay.

You are all the gayest gays to ever gay up being gay. The only thing gayer than you, is that music. What the hell. I mean, my man-on-elf porn has to have a pulsing techno beat, or I just can't get in the mood.

WTF....

Okay no one can ever say shit to me about picking a Wii over the X-Box 360. You can call the Nintendo games gay, but they aren't that gay... even that muscle man thing. Just goes to prove that all those twitch kill 15 year old boys living in their parents basements are in the closet or something. :P

I picked this up for the 360 but I've yet to play it. I've heard very little about the game so far other than "zomg u can sexxorz!" =/

Is it really THAT gay if its an elf?



From the new game DragonAge.

Coolest. Cake. Ever.

Also this.

I think I may have found the next piece of art for my house.
Hand-painted in oil.

Fuckin A!! Alice in Wonderland via Tim Burton!!! Holy awesomeness!! And of course it can't be done without Johnny Depp...although he looks quite a lot like Wonka again....I CAN'T WAIT!! And it will totally freak out little kiddies too..hehe :)~

Man, I totally have got to remember this for next year's halloween festivities.
Meat-loaf hand. Nails and wrist bone are onion. Browned cheese makes the skin. Mashed potatoes used to clean up the presentation.

John,

Did NetFlix raise their prices again? I was looking at starting the minimum-level service up just to get movie streaming and it's $8.99. The bottom-tier $4.99 plan is limited to 2-hours of streaming a month. =/

And I want to go to New Zealand. Not Australia. It's close to Australia, but it isn't. Australia is dangerous. Even the grass is poisonous down there and will try to kill you. And ants that eat meat. Which apparently they're breeding in large numbers to release them into the wild to eat a frog or something. (Yay! Lets release large numbers of flesh-eating insects into the wild! I haven't seen that as the plot of a movie before!) I'd be afraid to leave my hotel room.

New Zealand just has spiders that eat birds. And elves. I can enjoy the scenery looking out the window of my hobbit hole. I won't be swimming. Especially not in the ocean. Things live in the ocean.

GLEEEEeeeeee!

Okay why the hell would anyone go swimming in the ocean after reading something like this?

You still want to move down under Mr. Gaggins? If the giant spiders don't get you then this bad boy will!

Rambo hunting down Genome soldiers?
That... cold be epic.
Especially if the head supersoldier is like... an evil genetically-superior clone of Rambo.
We'll call him... Liquid Rambo.



Rambo...
RAMBO?
RAMMMMBOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

HOLY SHIT. This is awesome!

So, Farva apparently isn't dead.
He did, however, get into gay porn to pay off some of his fines.

Suck fest... so true, on so many levels.

I think I'm almost completely dead on gaming. I picked up an XBox360 and I'm using it primarily as a substitute for my laptop in my entertainment center downstairs. (Or at least I will be once it is completely put back together.) So my "next gen" console exists to stream episodes of South Park from my computer upstairs down to the TV.

I've got Batman: Arkham Asylum- the hands-down zomg moist-in-the-pants aweze0meistest Batman game evar. With the insane Mark Hamill Joker. (Hamill>Romero>Nicholson>Ledger) and I've played it... enh... twice. Maybe about an hour total. But I've watched an entire season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. =/

Well until the next expansion anyway, then its a whole new suck fest.

If they had internet access in prison that'd be awesome. Free rent, free food, all your guildies would be right there in the cell block. I mean, what you have to do to earn DKP is a bit humiliating, but the flavor goes away- Those epix are here to stay.

He was on WoW today, so I don't think he went to Jail

That is a good question. Farve are you still around? We haven't heard from you in a while. Did you get sent off to the big house?

Is Farva still alive or did he get shanked in the yard during his time in the big house?

I could always start.

There is a whole world of midget porn waiting to be downloaded.

Yeah dude but what the hell could you possibly fill the drives up with? I mean you don't collect pron.....

:)

One of my HDs spun out on me a lil' while back. I managed to get it back long enough to pull the data off it, but hadn't bothered to replace it just yet.

So I'm looking at NewEgg...

1.5TB drives. For a hundred dollah.
2TB drives. For under two hundred dollah.

TB. Mere gigs of space is for pussies. We discuss our storage capacity in teras now. Bitches.

1998 - $229/Gb
2003 - $3.88/Gb
2007 - $0.88/Gb
2009 - $0.10/Gb

Gad... damn.

I guess the next benchmark is whoever can get the first petabyte full of DVDs. =D

John,

This is one of those Flash games I was telling you about- side-scrolling shooty type, and a good example of what's possible with the system.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/512407

Farva wanted to go SPECIFICALLY for the anal rape, just one big chain of homosexual anal intercourse, and he wanted to be right in the middle of it.

the 1 of oct.

Yeah much worse than going to the county lock up for some nice butt raping.....

So when do they let you off house arrest?

house arrest suck sooo bad

Ahh behold the awesome that was the 80s...

Behold the awesomeness that is the Bacon Jam recipe.

This is super cool!

So how is everyone doing here at the blog?

Scott,

Packages like this are what I was talking about with computers. Basically all you need is another $30 for a DVD-R (or just pull one out of your own system) and you've got a pretty bitchin' machine ready-to-go for $300. (You'll need to "obtain" a copy of either XP, Vista, or 7, but that's easy enough.)

http://www.tigerdirect.com/email/WEM2028.asp?cm_sp=Right%20Nav-_-email-_-wem2028

Only downside, the MBs aren't always what you need. That one only has 2 PCI slots, so if you've got a ton of extra cards in your machine for some reason that may not do. (Though I'm not sure what all you'd have. There isn't much left that isn't on-board.)

Bwaha...

I just got an email from the DDO mailing list, since I used to Beta that piece of shit.

Dungeons and Dragons: Online is now free for basic play. They've given up on trying to make money on subscriptions and have instead switched over to that shitty Korean system of charging you real money for everything worth having. Pay-only weapons, armors, races, etc.

So sad.

http://www.game-hub.co.uk/351/casual-gaming/news-free-wii-internet-browser-giveaway

Hey John...

As of this post like... two days ago... the Internet Browser on the Wii is free again.

Found this on the Wiki. Apparently it was made because of that post.
I'd buy a DS just for that game.

I had played all the big titles at E3. Private showings of God of War III, Heavy Rain, Alan Wake. But at 4:00 on Thursday, I was wandering around the show floor, wondering what else I had to see. I saw a small little booth for "Scribblenauts!" in the Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment section. I mean, who goes to that booth? But I remember hearing about it on GAF, and so I decided to check it out.

Best game of E3? Without a fucking doubt. Anyone who says otherwise did not play Scribblenauts. Best game of all time? Jesus Christ, I don't know, maybe. It's a game that challenges your IMAGINATION. No other game has ever done that.

So listen to this story. I was in the early levels; I didn't quite have an idea of how ridiculously in-depth the database was. I was summoning things like ladders, glasses of water, rayguns, what have you. But I reached a level with zombie robots, and the zombie robots kept killing me. Rayguns didn't work, a torch didn't work, a pickaxe didn't work. In my frustration, I wrote in "Time Machine". And one popped up. What the fuck? A smile dawned on my face. I hopped in, and the option was given to me to either travel to the past or the future. I chose past. When I hopped out, there were fucking dinosaurs walking around. I clicked one, and realized I could RIDE THEM. So I hopped on a fucking DINOSAUR, traveled back to the present, and stomped the shit out of robot zombies. Did you just read that sentence? Did you really? I FUCKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT ZOMBIES. This game is unbelievable. Impossible. There's nothing you can't do.

Holy fucking shit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16184727&postcount=217

Haha, I saw that on 4chan the other day, to be honest it looks kind of gross.

It's a bacon sandwich.
With fried chicken... as bread.

KFC is trying to deny this beautiful sandwich exists outside the test locations. We may never see it here.

http:
//www.foodgeekery.com/reviews/double-down-with-kfc/

Err... what happened to you?

Don't let the dogs play tug of war with the tube!

Catheterization sucks an unimaginable amount of suck. It's uncomfortable to stand, it's uncomfortable to sit, it's uncomfortable to lie down. And it's not the kind of 'pain' that pain medication does anything for, so the vicodins do jack diddly.


I finally brought my cushy computer chair back upstairs. Now I can sit down again. The wooden chair was impossible. This I can at least tolerate.

I've been counting the hours- less than 15 more to go. Tomorrow morning it should all go away. I may start to cry and hug the nurse.

Experience is 1,788.

@Farva - What the hell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69CPqJd44YM the true cow hitman

Lawl @ Farva the Hitman.

ty for the heads up

Hey Farva, you did all the meat carving training, right? I was flipping through the paper and saw Canaan Meats is hiring a Knife person. So they're either hiring a butcher or an up-close-and-personal hitman, and figured either way you might be interested. The ad just says send resume.

SHATZ i was thinking sat. for the lawn?

Looks like another NetHack clone.

Email address is Puppetodoom@yahoo.com.

Has anyone played Dwarf Fortress? I lurk a Traditional Gaming board, and they talk about this game a lot, seems like its pretty awesome. Seems like its Sims + Dwarves.
Edit- Piss, never mind, its a text image game, and I just can't get in to those, gets too confusing.

Alright, if you find Attack of the Beast Creatures I think we need to have another movie night.

Jeremy - Hell yes I have a copy of Truck Turner. Sadly though I've yet to watch it. I hear it is pretty badass. It is one of the movies that I was going to review for black history month. :)

Hey John,

I'm gonna' assume you've got this one since it's Isaac Hayes and (I've been told) on NetFlix... but you got this one? =D

I don't think it has any puppets unfortunately. ("OH GOD, WE'RE BEING NIBBLED ON BY... DOLLS? SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING? I'M JUST GOING TO STAND HERE AND SCREAM. AAAAAAAAAAH!")

Bubbles, what is your email address?

You know just about the time that I've thought there was nothing else for me to track down and watch I stumble across this... It is called Attack of the Beast Creatures and strangely enough has never seen a DVD release. :)

http://www.likecool.com/Resident_Evil_Comic-Con_T-Shirt--TShirt--Style.html

Coolest shirt ever? Probably.

Heh.

John- The Wild Life is corrupt? Yeah, either the copy got messed up when I transferred it to the drive, or you've got a codec issue. Plays just fine here.

I'll pop it on my thumb drive and give it to Jen tomorrow.

And I'll get those disks ordered soon. I hate being out of blanks.

Dude do you still have the original file for that movie you just gave me on the external. The kung fu movie is fine and I'll send a copy with Jen, but that other movie is corrupt. I'm hoping it is just the copy I have on the drive.

Jeremy - I'll split an order of the better DVDs with you. Sounds like a good deal.

John,

With shipping it looks like I can grab DVD-Rs for .25 a disk. 8x silver, no ring, Taiyo Yudens... damn good disks. No spindles- just a shrinkwrapped stack of disks.

Meritline has some odd pricing. Generics are .15 a disk, but shipping is almost $10. So it's like $23.99 w/ shipping for generic disks, or $25.99 for unbranded TYs... but shipping on those is free.

Oh well if they are going to try and make the game fun to play and easy to learn then screw them! Really though your post just makes me want to try the game out even more. Hell if it is fun and has a good multiplayer mode it might make me want to move my bastard tower again for some LAN party fun. Or hopefully there is a nice online venue we can just all log into. :)

I've already seen some MW fanboys complaining about MW5. Supposedly they're all huffy because this new version isn't planning on returning to the hardkore mechsim from MW1 & 2 where you have to spend all sorts of time plotting heat outputs and energy consumption and is going for a more "fast, arcade-style gameplay." You know, just lots of giant robot killing machines with weapon hardpoints where you pick your engine of death, slap a few AC10s on it, and go kick the shit out of each other.

Oh damn. They're going for fun instead of realism in a video game about giant walking tanks! Those bastards!

This rules

Hmmm it might be time for me to dust off the flight stick and upgrade my PC. I think this might be a game I could get into. Though that Atlas is in dire need of a paint job. :)

More MechWarrior News & Previews

Both videos removed. =(

Bastard YouTube threatened to ban his account so he pulled both videos. They were student films starring a very young Bruce Campbell and Sam Rami. Cool stuff.

Watch this and then tell me why it is cool. Because it really is cool.... :)

PORK OF THE BEAST.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php

Transformers 2 FAQ. This is funny.

it was 1 hour on the lawn i will get it next week from u shatz

simply put god hates me

You know just in case you guys thought I was full of shit when I started talking some of the goofy porn games for the atari 2600 check this video out.

Could also possibly be mice?? They love stuff like that too. Lets hope not though...

I think a bird built a nest on top of my refrigerator. =o

I keep that back sliding glass door open alot for the dogs, and I've forgotten to close it more than once before I leave. And I still have a few windows that sit wide open all the time without screens in them.

There is a freakin' nest built in the old ice tray I had sitting up there. Complete with those little nylon bags that were around those little peat pot starter things. I tossed 'em all into the gulley after I planted.



No bird... no idea where it went. I do have a couple of moths flying around that are almost big enough to be birds, but I don't think they build nests. Maybe it's a squirrel...

IMAGE SPAM!

Ahhhhhh a girl!

:)

I am totally facinated by that stuff too...and you just had to show me a link that does awesome animals ones?!!? That happen to be hundreds of dollars! Ugh...I can't get over how they are painting upside-down and then it suddenly turns into something.
Ya know..the whole time we were watching them in Vegas-which was as long as I could handle the fumes-We were thinking of how awesome it would be if you got into it. The spray paint kind...all it seemed was setting down layers and then taking them away for the big reveal. You can do it:) And I could cover my house in it! Hows things going up your way??

Hey sis! You finally got back on?

This guy charges between $29-69 for his work. Funny thing is, he's got this same style painting for $29... but the same painting done in 1-minute is $39.

I'm still gonna' be buying one. I'm fascinated by these speed painters. I'd love to see a performance like this live:

Those paintings are awesome. There are guys that do that on Fremont Street in Vegas. I wanted to buy some of them SO bad, but they are like $40 and up...still wish I would have splurged. They make practically anything you can think up.

Wow...

Farv,

You need to update your Alltel account with your new address. I'm getting things here in your name.

Also, you got something from Alltel. If you're expecting a bill, you probably want this.

I hate you Michael Bay.

(Unless he has the voice. If he still has the voice, he could transform into a garbage can and he'd still be the coolest robot evar.)


Soundwave superior. Giant space vagina, inferior.

so my new game is up and runnig.

http://ziza.ru/2009/06/10/marionetkigiganty_32_foto.html
jeremey go here it is something cool from the guy who did stings the move

Okay this is pretty funny.

Video Games | ScrewAttack | Angry Video Game Nerd: Super Mario Bros 3 and The Wizard

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

I do so enjoy the AVGN!

Farv,

Whenever you get the time, if you want to keep making regular trips back to the house on Brentwood you can keep hacking at the back yard.

Bring a machete.

my new cell number3302017599

Oh My Goodness!

Image.... in.... head....

*Grabs hammer and smashes out brains*

It's a very manlyman game, actually. From what I can tell various characters keep trying to steal your protein drink mix. So all the bodybuilders have to chase the thief down.

I don't think I've turned gay. I do occasionally oil myself down and flex for a while after playing, but that's totally straight, in that Spartan kind of way. Just not the way that had sex with boys.

Jeremy - So after playing it do you feel gay? I mean I would think that is the natural result of playing the game. :P

Yes I know that I'm the one that brought the thing to your attention.....

Muscle March is totally running.
Took about two hours tracking down the right cracks to get around some of the anti-piracy fixes Nintendo introduced in their latest firmware (which apparently I shouldn't have upgraded to...) but I slapped that bitch around for a while. I now have a Wii that can run Homebrew / Virtual Carts.

And Muscle March is totally gay.

Richard Simmons gay.

Faaabulously gay.