Gutmunchers is not a PSP-browser friendly site.

It scares me that I recognized that as the Star Wars special from the paused shot.

So I've been holding on to some free rentals from Hollywood Video. Just went to redeem them last night before they expired, and came home with mostly crap. Their selection of Wii games to rent blows ass, and the couple of games I'd actually wanted to play (like Madworld) weren't even available. (Not checked out- just not there.) So I picked up two titles based on the name or cover art.

Castlevania... oooh. Sucks. It's some Soul Calibur hack bullshit vs. fighting game. Oh, and it's designed to work with Wii controls, so each character has a grand total of three attacks. Lame.

Ok, Rygar. Recognized the name. Remake of a 1986 Techmo arcade game. Rocked ass then. Now it is 3D, and a bit late. It's the game God of War ripped off. God of War did it better. It's not horrible, but I've done this already. And the Wii gimic is starting to annoy me. The controls are neat for a while- whipping your weapons around with the controller and all, but eventally it just gets tiring and the amusement is gone.

So I put in the movie I also grabbed. "The Spirit." It wasn't horrible, but it felt... hollow. It was a bunch of mediocre between the scenes Samuel L. Jackson was on screen. Playing an insane mad scientist with guns. Or occasionally dressed like a Nazi. or a Samurai. Totally worth it in that Snakes on a Plane kind of... 'meh... meh... meh... aw hell yea bad muthafucka! meh... meh... say what again! meh...' kind of way...

Bea Arthur has died. :(



The Day of the Dead remake is stupid. Harmless but stupid. See my review.

Who run bartertown internet?

ok then how about this then http://www.ninjai.com/

Wow, Farv... a 2003 flash animation about a 1996 Dead Alewives sketch.
You show those internets who's boss!

hey guys u all should see this /www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

John I assume you've seen this?

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810061258/video/13140292

I don't know why I'm watching the remake of Day of the Dead. But I am. In my defense, it is on instant watch.
Zombies with guns.
Zombies able to dodge automatic weapons fire.
Vegetarian Zombie (graaaains) pets... in love. Who is nicknamed Bud.
Wallcrawler zombies.
Secret Government conspiracy (when there is no more room in hell, the US government viral weapon research lab will have a containment failure)
Zombie on zombie crimes.
Its complicated.
That's all I have to say.

This is a 1973 design for the Catholic Church's Archdiocesan Youth Commission.

I need say no more.

GOD DAMN IT! They finally make an app for an iPhone that I really want to check out and they ban the damn thing!

White People Problems

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o my god u all hav to see this

Global Computers (aka. Tiger Direct) has a 50" HD TV on sale right now.
For Earth Day.
It's their Earth Day special.

Because the first thing I think about when I'm asked about how I'm going to celebrate some hippy drum-circle celebration made-up holiday, I think "I'm going to buy a giant fucking TV. Probably from China. They make the best shit."

Okay any reviewer who thinks that a reboot of a series is the better than the original is full of shit. Really I haven't seen the new Star Trek movie, and never will. Shatner is Kirk, Nimoy is Spock, and De Kelley is Bones. Anything else is bullshit!

Really I'm not kidding or joking about this. I've seen so many of my favorite horror movies butchered by reimainging them or remaking them, with some critics and no nothing teenage fans saying the new ones are better. Now I have to watch someone do this to Star Trek? No way no how. I shall never speak of this again.

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!

Reviewers are saying the new Star Trek is the best of the series so far.
Is that possible? I mean... Wrath of Kahn.

Not saying anything.... Just posting this because it is funny.

Hollywood needs to do a remake of Beat Street.
Scene-for-scene.

There isn't much left for them to do at this point...

I think I found our next feature presentation for movie night! Electric Bugaloo baby!

Jeremy - Thanks dude I was worried it was just going to be me and Mussolini in hell. Now I won't be lonely. :P

Watched a double feature of Zombie Jesus and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter for Easter. Worst part is that I think I'm the only one who thinks that is funny. But it was a "Gutmunchers" holiday for sure.

Yay! Easter dinner!

I always wondered what Red Dwarf would look like with a budget. Guess I know now.

You laughed and yes, you are going to hell. AnotherRandomDay.com

Saw this one and had to share.

Jeremy - Mixing Star Wars and Strong Bad is... awesome!

Also why was I not informed of the return of Red Dwarf? Damn it why do I hang out with you guys if you aren't on the look out for my favorite shows? :P

He would have known over valued real estate was a trap.

That's the beautiful thing about ThinkGeek- even their hoaxes radiate so much awesome reality alters itself to make it happen.

Give it a year, and they'll be real products. It's happened with just about every April Fools product they've introduced. The 8-Bit Tie, the Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt...

Which means as long as Lucas isn't a flaming prick about the image rights they'll have a tauntaun sleeping bag real soon now.

Scientists are already working on the squeeze-bacon. I'm sure of it.

I so want one of these. If it were only so that this weren't an April 1st joke.