Wooster Gaming Club

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Published by Jeremy on 8/02/2008 04:23:00 PM


John, you'll probably appreciate this more than Farv:



The Stanley Fubar. 30" of two-handed hardened steel.

The perfect survival tool for any zombie invasion.

Board bender
Demolition hammer with ripping hook
Nail-puller / Pry bar
One-piece, forged steel sledge hammer
Textured grip for excellent comfort and control even when wet (or bloody.)
Beveled nail slot for pulling and prying nails.
2-tiered jaw sized for 2x lumber and decking.
Notched to fit a fire hydrant valve.
Tip designed to enable closing of gas vavles.