ABORT! ABORT!

T-Minus 4 hours 50 minutes...

Hey Jeremy and Farve. I'm thinking that you guys should show up around 4. I'll have the food mostly finished and the game starts at 4:45, so that should work well. Call me if you have any questions.

-John

Farve - I'm glad you enjoyed the movie. I would suggest that you use the spell check function as I'm not sure anyone that isn't familar with Farvaese would understand your post. :)

Well everyone here it is January. The Clowns fans are home thinking about their new coach and yet again another fresh start to build the organization. In the meantime the Steelers are preparing for another playoff run. Sure they might not get to the big show but at least we have a couple more weeks of fun!



Later

-John

hey jon that move was the cooles thing i,ve seen in a long time!
i would highly sagest eden lake

One final post for now. Here is a video game movie I think we can all get behind.



Night everyone.

Jeremy - Yeah I think we will see the Blue Ray players come down even more. They are pushing this technology really hard. Those thinking that this will be another Laser Disc or Beta format are kidding themselves. I mean could either of them play your VHS tapes? No of course not plus you have the PS3 helping to drive sales. I will have my Blue Ray player soon, especially when I get the companies to start sending me free Blue Ray discs.

Okay I think that I enjoy the look of the new blog. Looks nice, though the Anal raping thing seems a bit much. I mean Farve might dig it, but the rest of us? :)

I agree that 2009 could be a good year for movies, but not because of any gay DragonBall Z live action mess. BTW was that Chow Yun Fat? If so he is so less cool in my eyes. Any way check this shit out!



Yeah I know it is a remake. But as an expert on horror movies (hell I have my own website damn it!) Slasher movies are hard to screw up. Take pretty people, have the women get naked, and kill them in creatively gruesome ways. Not hard at all. Plus the early buzz is good from fans who have seen rough cuts. Speaking of good buzz...



Lionsgate has been going out of there way to show this to members of horror magazines and some of the bigger websites. They want the fans to see it and spread the word, because this looks to be a big winner. I'm hoping they both are, because knowing how Hollywood works they will crank out at least a years worth of new Slasher movies. And if these movies clean up (both being rated R and gory as hell) then I might actually get to see something in the theater that I'd be excited about.

Oh and for those interested in homoerotic boy wizard stuff (Farve) here is something for you.



Later guys.

-John

Y'know... I did I quick GIS looking for a different "You win!" image... but this one just seems... appropriate...

yes i won!!!

Nailed it, John. It's not even a week into January and Blu-Ray players are available for $169.
(Not that there was any doubt that the price was going to keep falling...)

The clear winner.

John,

I think this template is wide enough to eliminate most of those clipped images from the narrower black template.

Any changes to the links, text color, or graphics, just let me know.

If they only work that meme somewhere into the movie, it may be worth seeing, if just to have half the audience yell it at the same time. It could be that movie's "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" Except only a tenth of the awesome. Unless we get to still see Bulma's tits.

I predict this to be the the greatest Dragonball movie of all time. And released straight to video like the rest.

I also like that Goku, the alien invader sent as a child to destroy the world, is a white guy. Just thought I'd point that out.

This looks like it will be strong competition to the new Street Fighter movie.

Hell yes, this is the shit I'm talking about.

Washington, Washington
Twelve stories high
Made of radiation
The present beware,
The future beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming...

eh, your music stops working for one day. From what I gathered, this is just another wonderful result of DRM on our music players. So I think this is just some PlaysForSure karma. Also, at least a Microsoft product lasts long enough to see a leap year, instead of having a battery that dies after 18 months. (because you're to have given apple more money by then).
That said, the iPod touch is pretty fricking rocking (minus the goddamn itunes requirement), and I think if they had one for about $150-200 I'd be all over it.

1 round for a colossal stone golem? I think not. Lincoln would eat your face while Teddy rapes your corpse. Washington would use your spine to chop down a cherry tree, and Jefferson... I don't know. He'd father some illegitimate children or grow some pot. Hard to say which.

Happy New Year!


And Nergle would totally take that Mt. Rushmore monster out in one round.

All right can we all agree now that Microsoft sucks and that Apple is a superior product? I still can't figure out why Microsoft didn't worry about the millennium but I'll give them a break. But now they forgot about leap year!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,474690,00.html

So in conclusion Microsoft sucks, go iPod.

Happy New Year guys.

-John

My... God.... It's full of sausage...

That is incredible, Bubbles. It is a true triumph of baconkind.

Now it just needs to be cut into medallions, battered, and deep-fried.

Jesus Skull Fucking Christ.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Chewbacca

u hav no competitive spirit

John,

Did you already have plans for Christmas Eve?

On the 24th I'm going to be heading to Akron to pick up a find off Craigslist:
$50 for a server rack.

If you and Jen are available, I'd invite you along (in two vehicles... be taking Farv's truck) and maybe hit a restaurant depending on how crazy the crowds are that night.

John,
Fava tried to sign up for the DVD. The mailto: link confused him though, since he runs all webmail and doesn't have a default mail client. He got stuck when it brought up the Outlook Express config window.

I could show him how to copy the address out of the link, but then I'd reduce my chances of winning.


And what little I saw of Weapon Brown was awesome.

I read Weapon Brown Friday night. Not only is it hilarious for being a Peanuts parody, but it was a pretty cool post apocalyptic story as well. Good stuff. I'll get a review together and get it back to you asap!

John, Its John from Networks who thinks the puppet guy is hilarious. I thought he was ok.

Also, have you finished reading Weapon Brown yet? Because you need to. I gave Rob shit for taking more than 24 hours to finish 48 pages, and he has a kid. You have no such defense. And Tinkerbell doesn't count.

For the rest of you, start reading this-
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2008/04/07/weapon-brown-1/
I recommend clicking only the Weapon Brown links on here-
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/comic-archive/

Oh and before I forget. I've only seen an entry from one of you guys for the free DVD.

SO GO TO THE SITE NOW AND SIGN UP TO WIN A FREE DVD GOD DAMN IT!

www.gutmunchers.com

Damn Jeremy that is funny. Did I tell you that I was watching Rocky Horror just before I came over to the house today? I'm reviewing it for the site.

Bubbles I've never seen a copy of House by the Cemetery that isn't dubbed. I think the only version out there is the Blue Underground disc. I'll check for you. Again you really need to check out Zombie, it rocks.

http://www.ee0r.com/lolckyhorror/

Yeah that was the first Fulci film I've tried watching. I'm going to try to find a version that is subbed instead of dubbed.

Bubbles you really need to give this movie a chance. There is a ton of kick ass gore. Plus how can you not love a movie where the kitchen floor is a grave marker and no one really seems to care! Though I will admit the dubbing is bad, but then that is the case for most of the Italian flicks. They always hired women to speak in "baby talk" to dub the child actors.

Is this the only Fulci movie that you have tried to watch? If so you really need to check out Zombie. It kicks much ass.

The Spirit u all should check this out . it's a cool new move.

Okay Nerds go over to my website at www.gutmunchers.com and register to win the latest DVD from Dimension Extreme, Eden Lake. They are sending me three copies to give away so sign up now. You have a good chance at winning.

Also never let it be said that I won't admit when I'm wrong. David I still think that the guy's act is really lame, but Achmed the Dead Terrorist is pretty damn funny.



Later

John

I HAVE THE INTERNETS!

So I just tried watching House By The Cemetery and could only get about twenty minutes in to it because the voice of the little boy was so damn annoying.

http://brucestolemybike.ytmnd.com/
http://brucecampbellstomatosoup.ytmnd.com/

Don't make me hit you in the coin purse.

Since we no longer play games, this Blog is now all about change.

GObama!

You laughed and yes, you are going to hell. AnotherRandomDay.com

Bwaaaahaa.

I spent so long last night reading all of them, I <3 StumbleUpon.

FUCK FUCK FUCK... I've got to stop reading this right now before I get in trouble for laughing too loud in the library! :)

But of course this one wasn't funny..... really it wasn't.

You laughed and yes, you are going to hell. AnotherRandomDay.com

Holy Shit Bubbles this site is awesome. I was laughing my ass off when I saw this.

You laughed and yes, you are going to hell. AnotherRandomDay.com

I'm just going to leave this here

The PETAphiles are a special kind of crazy idiot, but I've got to admit occasionally they're kind of awesome.

http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp

Enjoy some cooking games this thanksgiving.



and for those like myself who want a thanksgiving massacre wallpaper without PETArds' mark, I present this cleaned version of the wallpaper.

In answer to your question.

Goddamnit.

Another cool short from Patrick Rea.

Well... I'm without water at the new house again. I finally got what I needed to get the bathroom plumbed and re-pressurize the system and I've still got a leak on the hot water heater. Except on close inspection it isn't coming through the threads on the screw-on connector. It's coming from between the cold water nib and the surrounding insulation.

I've got a return auth from the manufacturer for a possible damaged or defective item. Just need to drop it back off at Lowes and try again, I guess.

Loving the comic.

New Watchmen Trailer.

I know that we really aren't gamers anymore but I was sort of bummed by this news.

http://www.wizkidsgames.com/wk_article.asp?cid=41914

I guess it is the sign of the times with a bad economy and all. And it isn't nearly as traumatic as the loss of TSR was, but I'm still bummed.

Also for the couple of you that I don't see that much I wanted to point you towards my new website.



I have a weekly web comic that is updated every Friday and movie reviews that are updated every day! Between that and taking my FUBAR to Jeremy's bathroom I've been busy. :)

-John

See now I would buy that! But then I was forward thinking enough to vote for change. :P

/actual product

Why did so many homeless people vote for Obama?

They want change.

Holy shit that's funny. (CSI / Horatio gags are a weakness of mine.)
I see Scott's not pullin' any punches here.

I feel a funny Obama picture fight coming on..... OH YEAH

I forgot what email I used for this login for a while...

There are so many different levels of awesome in this I'm not sure what to say...

Halloween approaches. What better way to celebrate than the ritual mutilation of squash?

Jen went for the traditional jack'o'lantern.


Even after a long time scraping, the flesh on these pumpkins was still way too thick for a mere candle. So, 400w of halogen bulb later, we have illumination equal to that of a small sun. (As well as the heat, judging by the amount of steam...)


No amount of flame could make up for the fact that I couldn't remember what a tiki idol was actually supposed to look like, but the effect was good enough.

Farva decided to show us all how it's done when his retard googly-eyes turned into a kick-ass bat.


Oh... annd... we got a dog. Well, dogs... on the cheap, so I got two.

Brother and sister Toy Fox Terriers, two months old, and apparently Mexican. They may have been rescued from the Humane Society but they will never forget la jaula. The unstoppable combo of cuteness, in the steel cage match to end all matches.

(Click to unmask...)

Fun fact:

According to Babelfish, chupa cabra translates literally into "it absorbs goats."
Which is... amazingly accurate, actually.

Ok, so this entire post was basically for my family. There are maybe six people that still check this blog regularly, and four of them were at my house... so none of this is really new.

It's not like it's Australia, where 9-out-of-every-10 animals are poisonous. (The 10th is fuzzy and adorable, but will still try to rip off your face.)


And while looking for animal pics I found some interesting facts. Apparently earlier in the year deep-sea researchers poking around the abyssal plain decided to bring a Cthulu-spawn to the surface.

Isn't that why they filmed those movies there?
Cause they could just use the natural flora and not mess around with special effects for the spider scenes?

Giant spiders are something every party in New Zealand has to encounter at one point or another. It's a part of life down there- on the journey between the Shire and the Elven city.

Hey Jeremy you sure you want to live in New Zeland? I don't think I would want to live anywhere that the spiders are big enough to eat the freaking birds!

I can do that Jeremy, though he does check the blog. :)

Do you know if Farve is coming? I mean of all of us he should be the one most used to shitting in the woods.

Did Jennifer tell you that I've already scored a company for the website? Legend films agreed to send me screeners (I have 10 free movies coming!) before Gutmunchers goes live. Yeah I'm a big deal on the internets.

John, you should let the good Doctor know I'll be there.

I shall consume charred meatflesh on sticks and piss behind a tree. And it shall be good.

I'm having a big bonfire at some property I own near Killbuck (hour south of Wooster) this weekend. There will be hotdogs (I know Farva loves the phallic meats.) and maybe some other stuff grilling. The fire starts at 6pm and goes till I run out of things to burn. If you want to attend, let me know here or through John with an email address to send you details by Wednesday.

One note, my property is remote. Like Mafia body farm remote. Its about 30 minutes to the nearest public restroom. So, be ready to get comfortable with nature if you can't hold it.

I would say if you're thinking about bringing a date, make sure they know this too, but then I remember who I was talking to. The only one who'd actually be able to get a date would be Farva, and s/he'd be inflatable.

i love orange. this is me if i was in south park

Bwaaahha.... Jesus Ska.
The "Reefer is my Friend" remix linked at the end of that video is even funnier.

The internets scares me sometimes with it's awesomeness. :)

Farv:

Can you call your sister and get some more info about that table? I've got about fifty questions I could ask, but all I really need is the name of the manufacturer and the a model name or number, and I can look up the rest. (Ex. Mizerak Prescott, Brunswick Centurion, etc.)

Thanks.