Wooster Gaming Club

and the rest of John's Assmonkey Puppets

Published by Anonymous on 10/20/2005 07:18:00 PM


How long do you think it will take Johns character to sell bubbles's character to be an ass slave?

Published by Bubbles on 10/20/2005 06:46:00 PM


one word to sum it all up. Cockthirsty

Published by John on 10/20/2005 04:46:00 PM


Ha I'm an admin. I can't be kicked from the blog Cockgobbler..........

Bubbles + Dick jokes = Hilarity that can't be matched!

Published by Anonymous on 10/20/2005 03:02:00 PM


I just think that I am going to go insane becouse bubbles is talking about the penis again... I think he likes it alittle much.... j/k you know I love you bubbles

Published by Anonymous on 10/20/2005 01:03:00 PM


Give my admin rites back, I want to kick you both out:)

Published by John on 10/20/2005 12:42:00 PM


Damn did Bubbles just make a dick joke? :-)

Published by Bubbles on 10/20/2005 12:32:00 PM


Either that or they both REALLY enjoy penis anyway.

Published by John on 10/20/2005 10:47:00 AM


Hmmmmmmm........

Farve plays on Dustin's computer. Dustin likes the cock. Now Farve likes the cock. Holy shit it must be catching! :-P

Published by Anonymous on 10/20/2005 10:25:00 AM


What David ment to say was, he is playin one of Namfoodel's alts and he really likes the cock.

Published by dave on 10/19/2005 11:44:00 PM


hi guys farv here im on alune going by woofarva i like the game and will be buying it as soon as i get some deits payed off:}

Published by John on 10/18/2005 10:30:00 PM


Okay first of all you may have noticed I've pulled your access to the blog. I will not allow you to continue to attack me like you have. If you can be civil I will give your access back. Just let me know thru Dustin.

In response to your last post. If I choose not to "hang out" with you then that is my right. I never demanded or lobbied that they kick you from the group. They asked me what it would take for me to come back and play and I was honest with them. Before you continue to fight with me realize it is neither my game nor my house. I didn't make Dustin and Jeremy to anything, so calling them my "ass puppets" is just silly. They chose to hang with me rather than you on Tuesday nights. That may not be fair, but life isn't fair sometimes. If you can't deal with it then oh well.

Published by Anonymous on 10/18/2005 08:03:00 PM


Oh, so you're not the one who demanded that I be kicked from the group or you wouldn't come back? Sounds pretty damn personal to me. And as for making me cry like a bitch, I'm not the one who stormed out in the middle of a tourney swearing never to play again cause he couldn't handle losing.

Published by John on 10/18/2005 05:36:00 PM


Dear loud and obnoxious.

You really should be nicer to everyone. If you had done that in the past they would not of chosen to do what happened. Not once have I made this personal. It is you who have done so. I am way fucking meaner than you, so I would recommend that this is the last time you call me out. Or I will follow Dustin's lead and make you cry like the little bitch you are. Thank you and goodnight.

Published by Anonymous on 10/18/2005 02:35:00 PM


So I'm loud and obnoxious, but at least I'm not an egomaniacal control freak who whines like bitch when he looses a fucking card game. But hey, if you'd rather have John than me, when I was willing to keep playing with him, oh well. He'll probably even be well behaved for a week or two since you let him prove that you're still his little assmonkey puppets and kicked me out.

Dusty: thanks for the offer to let me keep playing in your other games with the people who have never, ever stayed in a game for more than a few weeks. But I prefer a real game, so I doubt I'll be taking you up on that, since those games will never last.

To the rest of you, well Farva and Caroline anyhow, since nobody else ever reads this thing, have a nice life and remember to kiss John's ass or you could be next.

Published by John on 10/18/2005 01:50:00 PM


6:30? Way to early for me.

Published by Jeremy on 10/17/2005 07:59:00 PM


Did any of you try to call me early this morning? I had a missed call at about 6:30am or so from an "unknown number." Someone had left a message, but it was just distortion and static.

Maybe I just need a new phone. This isn't the first time I've had that happen...

Published by John on 10/10/2005 03:46:00 PM


Wow you guys are a talkative bunch.

Dustin--You MUST give me a call on my cell phone as soon as you can. :-)

Published by Jeremy on 10/10/2005 07:48:00 AM


No game Tuesday.

Published by John on 10/03/2005 02:21:00 PM


Wow what a weekend!

So I've now met the entire cast from the original Dawn of the Dead, and got them to sign a cast photo. Another treasure for my wall o famous people. Great films this weekend too. The one that sticks out is Song of the Dead, a zombie musical. I never knew that zombies could have "jazz hands". :-0 Oh yeah Corpse Grinders is a great film as well. It is an old "drive in" movie. Apparently if you put humans into cat food all the house cats begin to eat their families :) Cheesy to the max.

Finished the weekend off with Serenity. Damn is that a great movie! Everyone must go out right now and see it.

Published by dave on 10/01/2005 07:42:00 PM


Hi guys that'd i would say hi

Published by Anonymous on 10/01/2005 08:10:00 AM


I think I might have enough space on my 40g hdd that is my os, if not, I have another 40g hdd that I can install, when would I be able to either borrow your usb thing or bring my hdds over to do the transfer?

Published by Jeremy on 9/30/2005 07:15:00 PM


Ah... I've had that happen a few times. I sware XP can't format an NTFS partition the same way twice, and won't read a drive unless it was formatted under its own install.

My USB external bay has always come to the rescue for me. Windows won't read the drive directly, but it will read 'em through the external for some reason. Of course, now you have to figure out where the hell to stick 200g of data while you copy it over.

Hope you bought a lot of DVDs.

Published by Anonymous on 9/30/2005 12:38:00 PM


Jeremy, I might have a lil data recovery project for ya, I reinstalled windows on my 40g hdd, and now it wont recognise my 200g hdd, it wants me to format the damed thing and lose all my data.

Published by Anonymous on 9/27/2005 01:17:00 PM


Scooter is a good friend of mine from the shop, he plays in my Monday game, and hes pretty good, if we decide we don't like him, he can not play if ya want.

Published by Jeremy on 9/27/2005 01:13:00 PM


Who is Scooter?

Published by dave on 9/27/2005 12:40:00 PM


{sad} sorry to see u go

Published by John on 9/27/2005 12:19:00 PM


Okay so I've learned two very valuable lessons in the last 24 hours.

1. When closing a car door remember to have your hand out of the way. I actually shut my thumb in the car door! The door was locked too! Very painful, I don't think anything is broken :)

2. When you apply bengay to yourself make sure to wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom. >_<

Published by Anonymous on 9/27/2005 09:57:00 AM


Unfortunately, I think Shatzer is going to be quitting gaming for a while, at least with our group. There are 2 People that I would like to invite to join our group for a while. Bubbles and Scooter would like to become perminate members of the group, I told them that I would ask before I gave them approval, so does anyone have a problem with them joining?

Published by Jeremy on 9/26/2005 06:44:00 PM


Sorry to have you go, Shatzer.

Are you still avaialble for another day of the week if we do end up shuffling some days around in the future, or are you pretty much just going to be free the occasional Friday?

(You are still free on the occasional Friday, right?)

Published by John on 9/26/2005 10:33:00 AM


Tuesday night gaming isn't going to work for me anymore. Dustin is aware of this and hopefully can pickup the slack. In the words of the great Douglas Adams "so long and thanks for all the fish."

Published by Anonymous on 9/23/2005 05:41:00 PM


Im gonna be there at like 9:00 to open the shop, Leon probibly works till 2:00, and every1 els who plays L5r will probibly be there at 2:00. I say you should show to see who is here at 12:00, but we might be calling the Tourny because alot of ppl who play are going to the magic pre release.

Published by John on 9/23/2005 10:37:00 AM


Thanks for the update :)

Dustin and Leon--Can we all meet at the comic shop like at noon to play the L5R tournament? I need to leave early this week. I have a party to go to. Otherwise I guess someone else gets to win this weekend. :P

Published by Jeremy on 9/22/2005 08:31:00 PM


We ended up not getting started till late, as usual. So we didn't get a chance to completely wrap up the campaign.

Leon borrowed your godlike dice-rolling mojo for this session. Hacking computer networks, breaking through security systems, that kind of thing. He tracked members of the group that has been hitting the bloodbanks down to an abandoned military base.

Some people got stabbed. Some others got shot in the face. Two more humans need to fall down, and one badly injured vampire then we're done. We're close to wrapping up that "boss fight" right now. I'd imagine we can wrap it up in less than a half hour next session. Vampy is either going to fall down, or he's going to flee on us.

Either way, we'll be done in two, maybe three combat rounds.

Published by John on 9/22/2005 01:07:00 PM


Well no one responded to me.......

I can only guess that Dustin has given you all the sickness o'doom. Fear not I'll come to each and every one of your homes to keep you guys from going "bad". Gots ta aim fer de hed! :-0

Published by John on 9/21/2005 12:17:00 PM


Okay guys so what manner of mayhem and chaos did I miss last night? Did you guys kill stuff :)

Published by John on 9/20/2005 03:06:00 PM


I've thrown my back out. I won't be there tonight.

Published by John on 9/19/2005 01:18:00 PM


Dustin--For some reason I had it in my head you were going to call me. Sorry I missed out on the shrimp :(

Watched a couple of new "zombie" films this weekend. One was a giant steaming pile of crap. The other..... well all I can say is LINE DANCING ZOMBIES. :-0

Published by Anonymous on 9/17/2005 09:31:00 PM


I was thinking on 5:00, but im gonna be at the comic shop earlier.

Published by John on 9/16/2005 02:47:00 PM


Meh. The website I posted is much cooler.

See everyone this weekend. Dustin you need to post a time for Sunday.

Published by Anonymous on 9/16/2005 11:53:00 AM


http://www.redlobster.com/homeflash.asp :)

Published by John on 9/15/2005 09:29:00 AM


http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

Best website ever!

Published by John on 9/14/2005 08:45:00 AM


Well I had a really good time last night. We are still working out the bugs on the system (ie. I don't know all the rules yet). Still the system is pretty neat. I'm glad you guys like the system. I already have some more traditional zombie settings, as well as a Firefly type game written.

Dustin--Sunday looks pretty good for me. Many sea bugs will be consumed :)

Published by John on 9/13/2005 01:47:00 PM


*bad cajun accent*

Oh Dusty. Yeah he dead........


Of course this makes no sense if you didnt' play in my last CoC game :)

ps: So how are you feeling Dustin? How the hell do you get Bronchitis in the middle of summer ye damned fool :P

Published by Jeremy on 9/13/2005 12:11:00 PM


Oh goodie! Dustin is infectious again!

Published by John on 9/13/2005 09:24:00 AM


So last night I wrote a bunch of stuff for the AFMBE game. Sometimes when I feel like I've reached that pinacle of weirdness I suprise myself :)

Everyone must go rent a movie called Dead End as soon as possible. It is a cool scary low budget flick. Good stuff.

See everyone tonight.

Published by John on 9/12/2005 03:37:00 PM


Dustin--Dude as much as I want you to come. Please don't come if you are still sick. Well more importantly if you could make me sick. Sharing is cool, but being contagious sucks big monkey balls! That is all...... :)

Published by Anonymous on 9/12/2005 03:01:00 PM


I have my truck, but I have bronchitis. Its getting better, and I should be there.

Published by John on 9/12/2005 12:58:00 PM


So does Dustin have his truck back? I was just wondering if I should tweak the storyline for him being there or not :)

So how was everyones weekend?

Published by Jeremy on 9/08/2005 07:14:00 PM


10 will be fine.

Published by John on 9/08/2005 03:12:00 PM


Jeremy--I'm thinking of picking you up at 10am. That work for you? We should then be arriving in Columbus around luchtime. Indian food FTW!

Published by Jeremy on 9/08/2005 09:59:00 AM


I suppose with an appliance dolly and an accomplice, you may actually be able to move that behemoth out of the downstairs room and into your truck.

I'd be upset loosing that 32" monitor, but getting that room back would be nice. :)

(Yeah... door. Lock. Good.)

Published by John on 9/08/2005 09:32:00 AM


No problem. You should really lock your front door :-0

Mame cabinet + Pickup truck = me beating Moonwalker again :)

Published by Jeremy on 9/07/2005 09:13:00 PM


Hey Shatz-

Thanks for dropping the system off. I forgot I had an auction today... was in Canton till about 9pm.

Published by John on 9/07/2005 01:46:00 PM


Jeremy--I can stop over after work today. Be around 6:15 or so. Cool with you?

Published by John on 9/07/2005 10:05:00 AM


Beware the flesh eating poodles of doom! Muhahahahahahahahahahaha.......

Had much fun this week. It was a nice break from roleplaying.

Published by Jeremy on 9/06/2005 04:29:00 PM


Dustin just called. He's got a ride in, so long as someone drops him off at work tonight, which I can do...

Dinner and a movie still sounds good to me, though.

Wild Ginger anyone?

Mmmmn.... War Su Gar... *drool*

Published by Anonymous on 9/06/2005 04:14:00 PM


Movies are fine with me. *shrugs*

(Did I mention I'm bored? boredddd....)

Published by John on 9/06/2005 03:56:00 PM


Well I can show up with a few choice movie selections. We can at least have some supper together if you want. I'll be over unless I hear otherwise.

Published by Jeremy on 9/06/2005 03:25:00 PM


I'm not getting an answer on the number he provided. It is either reporting as disconnected, or to an unnamed voicemail box, depending on when I call. So, it looks like me picking him up is out of the question, unless he calls in the next few minutes. I may be able to grab him when I get done at the post office... (I'm usually there till about 5:20p...)

I'd just as soon call it off, but I still haven't remembered to ask for a more reliable way to contact Caroline other than the blog or email.

I'd hate to have her drive down here to find out we've canceled a game completely, or had decided to just say the hell with the game, buy a bunch of chicken wings from BW3s and watch some bad movies. :)

Caroline - Is there a more reliable way to contact you other than blog or email? :)

Published by John on 9/06/2005 01:44:00 PM


Jeremy--I have zee item for you..... :-0 Yep it's real and ready to go.....

So um are we playing tonight? If not I'm going to Xbox till my eyes bleed! I guess if need be that I can run a CoC game, but I kind of need to know.

Published by John on 9/06/2005 10:12:00 AM


Dustin--Well I don't get out of work until 6pm, so I can't get you. Does that mean you also didn't get the books for your game? Are we even having a game tonight then? I'm confused......

Jeremy--Nevermind about the xbox. I broke down and bought one at game crazy last night. They didn't have my Star Wars game so I picked up Fable. :) Very cool game.

So are we playing tonight?

Published by Anonymous on 9/05/2005 09:45:00 PM


Umm, I wont be able to make it tommorow unless someone want to pick me up, my truck is still broken as of tonight. My # is 3306248291, if anyone wants to give me a call and pick me up, I could make it.

Published by dave on 9/01/2005 01:53:00 PM


i can come on sunday so see u there guys ;}

Published by Jeremy on 8/31/2005 02:08:00 PM





I think I found the new truck.

Published by John on 8/31/2005 08:52:00 AM


Dustin--Bummer that you had to work. I had a couple of situations that were kind of written for your Pally to tear up. Oh well I'll just have to write more. I did want to see how you would react to the ZOMBIE COWS OF DOOM! By the way we are going to play on Friday night. I'm going to run a Cthulu game that is part of our campaign. Let me know if you can attend, and if so bring your characters.

All--Had a really good time last night. Everyone played very well, which should of been shown in the nice xp. See you guys Friday.

Dustin, Farve, Leon--I just found out that wifey is working on Saturday. That means I will be there around 12pm to play some cards. You guys going to make it?

Published by Jeremy on 8/30/2005 02:48:00 PM


Don't worry. We won't...

;D

Published by John on 8/30/2005 02:34:00 PM


I'm going to be about 30 minutes late for the game tonight. I should be at Jeremy's place no later than 6:45. No one panic :)

Published by John on 8/30/2005 10:15:00 AM


Jeremy--Oh yeah the laptop. Well I'm a lazy bastage I suppose. I'll have it for you on Friday. Things are slowing down here with the students back, so it will be easy to do now.

Well Sunday works best for me. How does that fit in with the grilling of animals for everyone else?

Published by Jeremy on 8/29/2005 06:51:00 PM


Shatz - Any updates on that laptop?

Leon - I'm online using your PC again. The old network card must be shot- put in one of my spares and everything fired right up. Onboard sound is still FUBAR'd, and causes nasty brokenness to the system from just turning it on. Unfortunately, I can't offer you a spare sound card- you've got an open PCI slot on the motherboard, but that shitty Compaq case doesn't have an opening in the back for it.

Computer is up and running. You'll have to live with no sound until you're ready to upgrade, but at least you'll be back online.

Also- you'd asked about what could be salvaged from the old machine. IMO, the only thing you could possibly save is the hard drive, and you probably won't even need that. (If you buy one made, they all come with drives- if you decide to build one from parts, I've still got 40G drives lying around.) Nothing else is worth keeping, IMO. At least not as a computer. It would make a nice MAME machine, though. ;D

Published by Jeremy on 8/29/2005 06:32:00 PM


I can do Friday. I'll have to make sure to get some work done in the game room before then. I haven't even seen the damned basement since last week.

We also need to get everyone over to do some grilling before it starts getting cold again. I've had like 20 pounds of chicken in the freezer since the middle of June now!

It is Labor Day Weekend. We're required, by Federal law, to consume the slightly-charred flesh of animals (with baked beans and homemade macaroni) on one of these days. Besides, sacrificing animals upon the propane altar pleases the Jeebus.

Leviticus 1:9 - "It is a burnt offering, an offering made by fire, an aroma pleasing to the LORD." (Especially when the offering is covered in my teriyaki BBQ sauce!)

Okay, so he expects a steak. He's gonna' have to settle with chicken. Beef is crazy expensive right now, and I don't like you enough to spend that kind of money. ;)

Sometime this weekend good with any of you?

Published by John on 8/29/2005 03:00:00 PM


Dammit people use the blog! It is your friend!


Don't make me sing...........

Published by John on 8/29/2005 10:12:00 AM


Greetings all

I was thinking that this Friday would be a good night to maybe do a Call of Cthulu game. Anyone up for that? It would actually be part of our currently dormant campagin. You guys still have your characters? If not you can make new ones. I've got a few ideas for the game. Let me know what you guys think. See everyone Tuesday.

Published by Jeremy on 8/23/2005 10:12:00 AM


Farva isn't coming. Does that mean I'm picking up Leon, or does someone else have him?

Leon - If you read this before tonight, can you remember to bring your Windows XP key again? I lost the little scrap of paper I wrote yours on, went ahead and installed on my key. Will need to change it to your key before activating.

Published by Jeremy on 8/21/2005 01:35:00 AM


It is 2:35 AM. Sunday Morning. Leon, I've got your computer here at the hotel. Dunno what was wrong, but after about three failed installs I've stripped the system down to just the motherboard and one memory stick.

Windows finally installed. System seems to be working again. Online using my USB Wireless Adapter. Working on setting up the rest of your system now.

That'll be three-fiddy.

Published by Anonymous on 8/20/2005 02:50:00 PM


Hey Farva. Thought you were going to start using spell check. :P

Published by dave on 8/19/2005 04:01:00 PM


sorry dusty i have to work tuesday os i can,t show
ihave to bail on sat to sorry guys

Published by Jeremy on 8/18/2005 07:05:00 PM


So, what's happening Friday?

Published by Jeremy on 8/16/2005 12:05:00 PM


Ham.

Published by John on 8/15/2005 10:05:00 PM


Dustin--So I hear you may have something to tell me about Tuesdays game?

Published by John on 8/12/2005 03:23:00 PM


Da Sexy Monkey log in accepted...

::throws poop at Jeremy::

Da Sexy Monkey logging out...





Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........ it just isn't Friday till the poop flies a bit.

Published by Jeremy on 8/12/2005 12:14:00 AM


Oh, c'mon! If you're in a bus station, and they sell postcards for Bizarro World, you have to assume you're in Bizarro World, right? I mean, am I crazy?

Published by John on 8/11/2005 04:50:00 PM


Is it a bizarro cookie? BIZARRO BIZARRO BIZARRO BIZARRO BIZARRO BIZARRO BIZARRO BIZARRO


God I love SeaLab :)

Published by Jeremy on 8/11/2005 02:40:00 PM


I'll give you a cookie. :)

Published by John on 8/11/2005 01:41:00 PM


From da Sexy Monkey.....

Yeah well I could do that but it would take effort. If I remember to do it I'll post from home tonight (where the laptop lives).

Sexy Monkey signing off.....

Published by Jeremy on 8/10/2005 05:28:00 PM


Hey sex monkey,

If you're still interested in selling that laptop, would you mind emailing me the series/PN (so I can look up the specs) and the price you were hoping to get for it?

Been looking at what else is available. Don't need to rush to get it ready or anything- I just wanted a price from you to see what range I'm working in.

Thanks,

-Not a sex monkey

Published by John on 8/09/2005 01:09:00 PM


When Farve spells baby jesus cries :(

Published by Jeremy on 8/09/2005 10:30:00 AM


They're dead, Dave. They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

Published by dave on 8/08/2005 02:47:00 PM


i dont beleave he dead jon you suck ;)

Published by John on 8/08/2005 09:31:00 AM


I'll take the silence to mean everyone agrees with me. WAHOO!

:-0

Published by John on 8/05/2005 10:26:00 AM


I'm a sexy monkey.......... DA SEXY MONKEY!

Published by Jeremy on 8/04/2005 04:11:00 PM


Other than the usual troubleshooting advice, not really.

It could just be as simple as a scratch on the install disk. It could just be choking at the same point where it can no longer read the CD.

If you have onboard sound on your motherboard, go into CMOS and disable it completely for the install. Take out the sound card if you have one.

Remove all but one memory stick while you're in there.

If there is a chkdisk utility on the CD or boot disk, run a full check w error correction there, too.

If all else fails, sacrifice a copy of Windows 3.11 on floppy disk to the dark Microsoft gods, and pray for its power.

Other than that... I got nothin.

Published by Anonymous on 8/03/2005 04:02:00 PM


Well my computer seems to be completeing the process of turning itself into a paperweight. Burned off the files this morning, formatted the hard drive and tried to intstall Windows. Halfway through, whoa Blue Screen of Death. Three times now. Same reference every time, something to do with sysaudio.

Unless someone has another suggestion, it looks like time to kill off my internet and CoH subscriptions and start saving that 50 a month for a new comp. Gonna suck using library and comic shop for only access for a few months though :(

Published by Anonymous on 8/02/2005 05:00:00 PM


Jeremy--Yeah, I do check it. Thanks for the message... I've been really busy lately. :/

Published by Jeremy on 8/01/2005 02:36:00 PM


Caroline, do you still check your kent email address?

Published by John on 8/01/2005 10:03:00 AM


Jimmy Hoffa and Ameila Earhart back there too...... :-P

Published by Jeremy on 7/29/2005 01:40:00 PM


Leon- I found your bag o' dice.

I've got an idea on where your book is. Been working on clearing out back to that corner again. It has gotten a bit buried. :)

Published by John on 7/28/2005 02:31:00 PM


Okay so I have Leon, Dustin, and Jeremy for Friday nights game. Dusty can you pick up Leon at the comic shop tommorrow? I should arrive at Jeremy's place between 6 and 6:30. You guys want to order some pizza? This is so old school...... Friday night, 4 geeky guys, pizza, and lots o dice :) Looking forward to Friday.

Published by John on 7/26/2005 12:17:00 PM


Jeremy--Yes it is a way big secret. Can't tell anyone anything, or else it will ruin it :)

Leon--Aye. I ran home last night and wrote out the whole storyline. Was one of those things that just hit you all at once. Now that it is safely written down it can sit on a shelf until I'm ready and have an oppurtunity.

Published by Anonymous on 7/25/2005 08:29:00 PM


AFAIK it's my game tomorrow. I should be ready, although I'm not as far ahead as I'd like to be.

May have a line on some L5R booster boxes in the 25-30 dollar range. And no, not all of them are Hidden Emperor or Scorpion Clan Coup. Most are sets from a few years ago, after us older players left the game. I'll have more details tomorrow if anyone is interested in splitting a box or three.

John, if you want to run GURPS, I'm up for that. Just no idea when we'd do it :)

Published by Jeremy on 7/25/2005 05:33:00 PM


I think so.

What did you have in mind? Or is this s'posed to be a secret? :)